Technoblade

Dave (born June 1, 1999), better known online as Technoblade, is an American Minecraft YouTuber. He occasionally live streams and makes the majority of his videos on a server called Hypixel.

Technoblade has over 525,000 subscribers and is still growing. He calls himself the pig king and says multiple times that he has hot elbows. He has 2 sisters and a dog named Floof. He is known to use Floof for views.

One day he was kidnapped by cats who were going to kill him, but then a Helicopter appeared outside and Pope Francis burst into the room and started throwing holy water at the cats. Since there were so many cats, the Pope soon ran out of holy water and the cats cornered him. Then out of nowhere, her majesty the queen flew into the room and did a flying jump kick and took out 3 cats. From there Pope Francis and Queen Elizabeth II teamed up in an epic kung-fu montage to take out the rest of the cats. After the cats were defeated the Pope went to Technoblade and untied him. Technoblade asked the Pope why he rescued him, to which the Pope told him that there was a long-lost prophecy about a man who would have hot elbows and his name would be Kevin. But Technoblade was confused because his name was Dave, but then the Pope told him his name is Kevin now and blessed Kevin's hot elbows.

Quotes:

 * [Something related to his elbows]
 * Technoblade never dies!
 * Weeee!
 * What a scam!
 * Let's stab this guy to death.
 * [Kills someone and gets his coins] Thank you very much sir.
 * "This guy is insistent on being a clown."
 * "COINS!!!"
 * "NEEEEERD"
 * "Lets go cyberbully these nerds"
 * "Pfft, you dont get to LIVE"
 * "All part of my Master Plannnnnnn"
 * "Wealth, all the wealth. [From some of his Bedwars videos]"
 * "Muahahaha!"