Two Angry Gamers TV

Two Angry Gamers TV, abbreviated as TAG, is a YouTube Gaming channel. It consists of two British gamers: Tom "TOMMYRAGES" and Adam "Bongeh". As their title suggests, they get extremely angry when the games they play, like the Battlefield series, give them the unfair treatment - at which point they slam on their keyboards/desks and scream at the top of their lungs. ...usually.

Video Games

 * Battlefield 3/4
 * Garry's Mod
 * Left 4 Dead 2
 * Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn (Bongeh)

Recurring

 * Tommy:
 * "Oh, god-ah."
 * "Oh... ah-my... ah-god..."
 * "OH, my GOD!"
 * "CHRISTS'S CHIN!" (or) "CHRIST'S SHIN!"
 * [when closing a door before his teammates can get in] "It's too late for you!"
 * "NO - "
 * "My hands are shakin'! My hands are shakin'!"
 * Bongeh:
 * "What the f**k?!"
 * "Oh, for f**k's sake!"
 * "Tom, get in here!"
 * Both:
 * "F**k off!"
 * [when saying "Careful..."] "Care-feel..."
 * [an inhaling-ish hacking noise whenever they jump]

in Left 4 Dead 2

 * Series playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLw5InzJSby6GDYEtksisGlboC5ibVnTIk

Campaign: Back To School

 * Tommy: [when a Smoker drags him away] "Oh no, Smoker's got me, guys! Help me! I'm being hung!"
 * Bongeh: [a Jockey is riding him] "There's a Jockey! Help me! CHRISTIIIIIIIIIINE!"
 * Tommy: [finding a katana; in an amusing (and yet slightly offensive) remark] "There's a katana here, guys, if anyone wants to go a bit Japanese up in here."
 * Tommy: [after the group survives an encounter with a Tank] "It looks like we don't remember how to play Left 4 Dead, guys."
 * Tommy: [after Louis and Zoey tell the other Survivors to watch their backs as they heal] "Wash my back! [beat] It's dirty!"
 * Bongeh: [laughing a "maniacal" laugh] "Hahahahahaha! WAR!"
 * Tommy: [Bong just shot a zombie - and it killed Tom, too!] "No, BONG! I knew you were gonna f**king do that!" ... "I just watched you and I thought, 'He's not gonna shoot me, is he? He's not going to - ' And then he just - Bang!"
 * Tommy: [a truck - yes, a truck! - runs him over, killing him] "Oh, shit! What the f**k?! What the f**k was that?!" ... "Well, no one expects a truck!"
 * Bongeh: [about katanas]
 * "You know bitches love katanas!" [(Do they...?)]
 * "Lookin' for a chance to katana your face off~!"
 * Bongeh: [role-playing as a military officer] "Johnson! I want those reports on my desk by 9 o'clock in the morning!"
 * Tommy: [playing along] "I can't. There's an apocalypse."
 * Tommy: "Oh, helicopter! That helicopter's coming." [Jump cut] "Oh no, he's just - "
 * [It blows up.]
 * Tommy: "Oh, shit!"
 * jackfrags: "Oh my god..."
 * Bongeh: [pummeled by a Tank] "Ah-AAH! WHY?!"
 * Tommy: "Well, I don't think he needs a reason."
 * Bongeh: [throwing a pipe bomb] "Pipe bomb, Tom! Run away! Run away!"
 * Tommy: [when the four are riding the back of a truck]
 * "Oh f**k, this is wierd."
 * "I don't think the [Source or Havok physics] engine is designed for this~! We're sliding around like a roller disco~!"
 * "Care-fiel you don't get in front of my chainsaw~!"
 * Tommy: [reading a chalkboard] "'Plan your route.' F**k off."
 * jackfrags: [after Tom finishes] "I feel so much smarter."



Campaign: Fall in Death

 * Tommy: [whenever the horde suddenly shows up]
 * "Ah, shit! Oh, christ shin!"
 * "Oh shit! ffffF**KIN' 'ELL!"
 * "Oh my god!"
 * Tommy: [hearing a Witch] "Oh, shit, another Witch?"
 * Tommy: [confronting the Witch] "Okay, bitch..." [empties his shotgun into the Witch, provoking then killing it] "F**k-in' 'ell."
 * Tommy: "Ow! Oh what the - ?! What the instant-zombie?!"
 * jackfrags: "Oh wha - They jus' came out of a f**king cupboard!"
 * [Everybody else busts up laughing]
 * Bongeh: "Zombie cupboard!"
 * Bongeh: "Everything's fine, everything's fine, everyth - ZOMBIES."
 * Tommy: [as the Horde attacks them before they can close the safe room door] "OH GOOOOOOOD!!!"
 * jackfrags: "Oh my god! Out of nowhere!"



Campaign: Blackout Basement

 * [when Tom shoots his teammates]
 * Bongeh: "Ow, f**kin' 'ell, Tom!"
 * Tommy: "I can't help myself!"
 * Tommy: [after shooting Jack] "Oh, whoops, sorry."
 * Tommy: [a Jockey is riding him away from the others] "Oh no, please! Guys, please! Please~! Please...!"
 * Tommy: [killing Infected with an ax] "Sorry, I'm 'axing' them a question, and the answer is..." [makes a dying noise]
 * jackfrags: "I swear I can hear a Tank..."
 * Tommy: [sees the Tank] "Oh, god! OH GOD OH GOD There is a Tank! There is a Tank! Pleeeaase!"
 * jackfrags: "I knew it! I f**kin' knew it!"
 * Bongeh: [the Tank is thrashing him] "He's f**kin' ruined me, AAH-AAH-OOOOWWWW~!"
 * Bongeh: [a female Boomer, or "Boomette" shows up right in front of them] "NO, LADY BOOMER DON'T SHOOT HER!"
 * [Too late.]
 * more coming soon



Campaign: Plan B

 * Tommy: "Oh, moose!"



Survival Map: Tanks' Playground

 * Tommy: [a Tank is climbing up to an oblivious Bong's position] "Bong! Bong! BONG! BONG! BONG!"
 * Bongeh: [the Tank sends him flying] "Oh, f**k!"

BattleLOLs [Battlefield] 4 Beta Edition by jackfrags

 * Video link here: http://youtu.be/19n2P7O7R3M

... "It's - no - I might as well use my c***, to slap it in peoples' face[s]."
 * Bongeh: "The Airburst does nothing!"
 * Bongeh: "THE AIRBURST IS USELESS!"



Battlefield 4 Beta Bastards

 * Tommy: [waiting for the elevator doors to open; turns around and realizes - ] "Oh shit, it's behind us."
 * Bongeh: [busts up laughing]
 * Tommy: "That'd be embaressing if..."
 * Bongeh: "We'd-a been so f**king dead!"

Battlefield 4 Beta Bucaneers

 * Video link here: http://youtu.be/Bt0B9SmszfM


 * Bongeh: "...Wha - ?! [unintelligible] my controls' been removed! ... Oh, they've updated the game to de-update it. Well, de-update my controls."
 * Tommy: "Oh, god-ah."
 * jackfrags: [chuckling] "They just did it specifically to just f**k you up, Adam."
 * Bong: "Guys, what's Jump? What's Jump in the crazy world of 'normal'?"



Battlefield 4: Metrowned

 * Tom: [in a singing-ish voice] "Back on the Metro... Back on the Metro..."
 * Bong: "What the f**k - ? Why'm I being hurt?!"
 * Tom: "F**K THIS F**KING MAP!"
 * Tom: "I HATE THIS MAP!"
 * Bong: "This is the best map!"



Trivia

 * Bongeh uses an "absurd" configuration for playing first-person shooter video games. This is apparently based on the original Quake game:
 * Right Mouse Button: Jump
 * Control key: Aim Down Sights
 * Spacebar: Crouch
 * Invert Mouse