Talk:The Phattest Crib This Hood Has

Archive: The Phattest Crib This Hood Has is a video by Admiral Tobias and the first to use the widescreen feature. Lil' Rappa shows off his Crib on MTV along with his butler Jeves.

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{a girls choir gets an applause and then cuts to a closet door}

LIL' PAPPA: {opens closet} Hey MTV, this is me, Lil' Pappa, and this is my crib! {looks around room} C'mon! {runs down hall and opens door to garage} This is my garage, this is where I make inventions.

{camera man zooms in on a bicycle wheel}

LIL' RAPPA: That one's my latest, I call it the....yeah.

{camera looks around at a pile of towels}

JEVES: Awuhphaphlu.

{camera turns around pointing to Jeves}

LIL' RAPPA: And this is my butler, Jeves.

JEVES: {turns around} Unsayaunfarapphariffa. Prinpha-pa-priiiinahraaaaalpipipipipiaraffariffa.

{Jeves continues making noises and Lil' Rappa interrups}

LIL' RAPPA: He has issues, we go him in the jungle.

{camera looks inside Lil' Rappa's room where his Pomeranian Bailey stands}

LIL' RAPPA: {runs back down hall and points to a Christmas tree} This is my Kwanza tree celebrating my traditional African heritage. {coffing sounds}

{zooms in on a bunny ornament}

LIL' RAPPA: {sigh}, my house isn't very good, I don't know why you asked me to do this show. {looks down} Hi Bailey! {chases the dog onto the couch in front of him and pickes up Bailey} This is my dog. {Jeves pets the dog}

JEVES: Ruphaphu. {gets elbowed in the chest by Lil' Rappa}

LIL' RAPPA: Ah, the day when my butler actually wore a shirt. {zooms in on family photo and then slams the photo on to a shelf}

JEVES: Raru!

{all walk into kitchen}

LIL' RAPPA: {walks over to counter} Okay! {zooms in on an upside-down Cheez-It's box, walks over to another part of the counter} This is that big important music award I got for my latest film called...um...You Can't Live With Em'. {zooms in on a battery charger} It's about my house. {zooms in on a cake} Not that! {points to battery charger} That! {shakes camera} Moving on.

JEVES: {zooms into half his face} Rururu!

LIL' RAPPA: {runs over to a goard} Go fix something!

JEVES: {biting his hand} Ruuuuuru!

LIL' RAPPA: {zooms in on a goard} This is the world I created with nothing but a base-solo. {zooms in on a picture of a scarecrow}  The Thingy  00:42, 24 February 2009 (UTC)