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Christian Burns
Christian Burns is an arrogant, egotistic Instagram model twat who thinks he can treat us less famous people (or as he calls us, "peasants") like shit, despite him only having 24K followers on Instagram, 11K on Twitter and literally only 90 subscribers on YouTube. At VidCon 2017, he told a security guard that he should be crucified and shit cos he was a bit more well-known. But, with the help of Dolan Dark, the security guard has twice as many followers as Christian within 24 hours. So his ego hopefully has been taken down a notch.