Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-27613327-20190501035955/@comment-37719414-20190502025723

I find this (not(but probably)) fake account every bit of believable, as I am a gullible 20 year old college student who is immediately threatened by this statement made by a (most likely) fan-girling 10-year-old. PRAISE BE!

ị̵̡̧̗͎̗̟͔̩̯͓͙̦͎̈́̓̀͌̌̌̋͌͂͒̎̾m̴̨̢̡̺̜̝̞̗̹͔̅́́̓ ̴͉͕͂͗̈́̈͛̑̈́̽̇͘͠ņ̸̛̥̤̣̟̗̝̜͛̾̋͊͊ơ̸̢̢̧̡̛̛͈̳̤̺͓̤̯̻͇̄̊͊͊̄̉̀͊̕͠t̴̡̛̺͔̹̪̰̼͇̘̘͈̫̾̆̀͌̊̀̈́̎̋̋̓͋͝ͅͅ ̴̧̫̪̮͔̮̜͎̯̙͎̥̝̳̂͘ͅą̴̛͙̥̮̉̈̇̈́̊͋͂̐̂͛̏ ̵̨̤̭͎̯͕͙̞̜̔ţ̷̦̣̪̼͈̼̬̍̿̋̋͋̚͜e̶̘̖̜͎̺̦͈̲̜̖̼͓̓̃̏̄͊͑̿͑̓͂̈́̄̿͜ͅn̷̢̝̺̠̮̗͔͒ ̴̢̼̣͙͈͔̻̘͙̘̫̝̼̪̈́̑̏̈́̉́̀̽̃͘͝ẏ̶̨̨͕̤̤̗̍è̷̦̙̙͓͕̲̮̒͂̀͐̌͆̽̈́̍̆͘͘͜͜͝a̸͖̝̰̤͈̬̯͚̪̩̒̑̓̇͛̔̊̆͒͜͝h̴̺̫̍͛̽̇̏͗ ̸̨̨̜̬͓̣͍̬̟̞̘͊̎͑͛̉̔̚͝o̴̲̠͉̰̲̲̪͚̞̙̠͎̣̓̍͠l̷̘̘̓͂̾̈́̄̀̂̌̎͆̌͐͝d̵̡̢̺̠͙̟̮͚̜̮̗͔̯̝̤̉ ̸̡̬̖͉̜̩̗͇̫̖͉̘̑̊͋̎́̐͛i̵̧̢̛̺̙͚̯̦̩̬̟͔̰̪̠͋̉̏̊̋͝͠ḿ̵̩͙̖͓͎͉̣̺͇̫̦͂̽̃̈́̚͜͜ ̴̪̤͚͍͛̕n̵̢̗̙̼̹̭̹̖̦̼̙̥̬͗̽o̸͇̥͉̒̀̅t̸͖̮̮̿̒̃͗͝ ̵̪̖̜͆̂̄͘f̸̛̳̯̫͎͉̗̝̀̀͂͑͛͒̋͑́̈͗͝͠ą̴̖͙͓̗̗͔̪̞̦̥̠̄̀̈́̔̀̇̾̈́͒̓̔̅̒̕ķ̵̢̨̖̝͈̲̮͎͈͍̦̉̈́̐͛̃͌̆͗̈́͛͘̕͜͜͝ḛ̵̡͙͍̫̞̺̠̻͕̞̤̥̳͋͋̈́̆̾̂ ̴̛͎͍̝͎̱͍͐͗̏̋̈́͐̀͊̍̄̕͜͠ͅͅi̵͉̣̠̠̘̝͇͍̗̒̉ͅm̷̫̽͊̿͛́͐͐͛̍́̕͠ ̴̥͝n̷̞̩̭̣͖͕̥̊̅̉̃͒͑͜o̷̺̖͙̐̒͘t̵̫̳͍̥̑̉̃̏̀͐̍̀̄̔̑̈́̒̿͠ ̶̘̪̰̹̤͌̀̏̇̽̇̔͠a̸͍̞̲̫͇̥͋̑̾̔̀̉̓̽̍̒̏͘͠ ̸̤̣̣̌s̸̑̿ͅt̵̢̢̨̪̰͓͕̠̼̹̗̘͎̬̱͐̆̏̎ṷ̸̧̡͎̜̉̃̈́̎̔͌̈̄͝͝d̶͍̓͗̋̍̅̀̐͝e̵̛̲̣̠̩̖̰͙̽̇̇̅̂͘͝n̵̖̟̄̀́̄̾͑͒̚͝͝ţ̸̻̩̭̜͎̯͍̞̳͖̹̠̙̎̆̆͋̎̍̽̋̀̉̈́͝͠ͅ ̷̢̻̙͕͙̺̫͙͈͓̗͑̈͆̃͂̉̎ḯ̵̢̡̬̭̝̟̝̙̞̤̗̠̄͒͌̌́̇͌̇̏͌͌̆̒͝ͅm̴̢̜̫̊̾̈͆͒͂̊͐́̎̍̈́̃̐͝ ̶̨̹̙͕̙͙̤̜̭̼̳̟̗͆̈̽͜n̸̨͋̄́̚̚̕͝͝ȏ̶̧̧̙̖̰̜̞̝̲͕͎̥͐͛́̓͜͠ͅt̴̖͋͒̾̒̌͛͑̏ ̸̨̨̲̦̹͚͈̺̆͑̓͛a̷̛̛̜͚͆̆̆̇̅̀̃͐͒̍͘͜͝ ̴̧̙̙͔̞̾̆͝ǵ̵̬͖̺͖̭̘̄͝͝i̶̧̻̮̫̪͙̜͇̭͚͒́́̏͆̔̀̉̄̚͜͜͝͝r̸̲̂̾̉̒̎l̴͑̋̈́̏̾̊̅̎͆̕͜ ̵̡̛̹̗̩̘̯͍͖̦̭̠̮̙̬͑́͛̾̀͋̍̍̔̒̌̋į̷̧͔͔̹͋̀̈͒̌̄̀̂̓̅̓͌͋͘ͅ ̸̡̫͍̤͗̀̇̎͊̏̓̽́̓͗͛͜͠͝ͅā̶̼͚̔͂̃̈́̿̽́̂̿̈́͆͠m̵̢̟̥̲̰̰̪̭̼͎̄̄͝ ̷̢̡̙̺͎̺͍̮̫̳̗̃̈͑̌̆̓́͛̏̈́͘ͅt̸̬̫͉̂̓͛̑͂͒̂̀̋̐̓͒̓h̶͉͌͘e̸̮̋̎̍̈ ̷̧̟̫̯͒͜͜r̸͖̩͊͂e̷̼͔̩̜̞̰̪̥̪͙̽͜a̴̡̻̠̺̲̓̾̍̋̀̍̒͊̿͌̀̋͊̽l̷̨̧̟̲̭̬̮̙̠̗͍̱̰͋́̈̃͑͛͆̈́̀ͅ ̶̢̨͓̩̮̘̰̭̠̖̖͉̄̍̾͑̊͜͜a̴̧̜̣̭̖̎̽̈́̈́͛̿̔͒̔̅n̸̢̛̩̼͆͑̑̽̍́̓͘t̵̗͙̼̖̿̽́͗͋͒̿͆̚͜į̴̛̦͇͆̿̾͂̐̿͋͒͋̀̂͊̚ś̴̛͓̼̼͔̝͎͓͉̊̈̇̔͠e̷̢̘͉͓͗̈́̆͊͂͘͠p̵̱͔͛̈́͋̎̈t̴̖͆̽͂̌̊̔̉̂̏i̵͎̩̭̫̦͚̠̰̰̇̑̌̽͌̂̒̿͗͌c̴͇͎͛́͗́e̵̹͉͉̻͔̯̓́̋͝͠ͅỷ̶̢̗͍̬͚̳̠̦̬̺̠̖͜͜͜͠e̶̛̛̙͔͖̲̙͓̓͌͑͂̓͊̀̐̚͠