Emma Blackery

This is the page for Emma Blackery, an awesome british youtuber from Essex.



She's NOT the female danisnotonfire, (although lots of people say that) but again I'll repeat SHE IS NOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF DANISNOTONFIRE because no one can or ever will be, soz.

She says that people from 12 are "the next generation" (Yeah, she is THAT old). She reads 50 shades of grey and she does not like it AT ALL.

She hates:
 * queues;
 * Gerard;
 * Popping balloons;
 * Rude people;
 * Evil dentists;
 * Being told she looks like Cher Lloyd;
 * Diet Coke;
 * Being green screened into space;
 * Being cold;
 * Being hot;
 * Losing at video games;
 * Editing videos;
 * Badly written, erotic fiction.

She has the hairiest legs on the web, and that is really all you need to know.

And she is really awesome.

She doesn't like big butts and she can also lie, which is important.

In November of 2012 Emma suffered a grave incedent involving a bowl of soup, she has been said to never have mentaly recovered from the incedent.

Her hair is dyed with a mixture of both unicorn blood and the glittery seaman of spoilt children.

Emma was diagnosed as being clinically obese last month, since then all of her videos have been digitally enhanced so she still looks thin. She says "A forklift truck has to carry me down the stairs".



External Links

Emma's:

Youtube

Second channel

Twitter

Tumblr

Facebook

Bandcamp

Merch

Instagram