User blog:IAmTargy999/The Super Bowl LIII

Guys, I’m not excited. Tomorrow is the Super Bowl. For the 4 of you who don’t know, this Super Bowl, the Super Bowl LIII, is between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams.

But I have a question; Why on Earth do people actually care about the Super Bowl, or football, or sports as a whole. But especially football.

Football is literally as follows; Two teams built up of buff dudes run around and throw around a ball that used to be made of cowhide and hit their heads into each other and get CTE. The team that gets the most scores win. Yeah, it sounds stupid when you put it that way.

But it is that way! I literally just boiled it down to it’s most basic definition.

First of all, on February 15, our president, Donald Trump, will declare a national emergency if the Democrats don’t give in to his primitive and immoral pseudo-solution he calls “the wall.” THAT IS 13 DAYS FROM NOW! BUT HEY! ATLEAST HE ISN’T AN SJW!

Secondly, football is dangerous. By playing football, you have an almost 100% chance of getting CTE. CTE causes mood swings and memory loss. Why do we continue to support this!?!?!?

THIS IS ABBHORENT! DEPOLORABLE! DISGUSTING! And I know I’m a Jew, so I shouldn’t be borrowing a term from the Alt-Right, BUT THIS IS DEGENERATE! This is evil. You, if you watch football, you are funding CTE.

Can someone please tell me why we continue to support this? Oh, and you can’t say selfish sh*t like “it’s entertaining!” Did you know that football players get payed more than politicians? So, these buff men who give each other CTE are payed more than the PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY DECIDE HOW THIS NATION WORKS! Justify that. I WANT YOU TO JUSTIFY THAT!

This is almost as stupid as people turning into Nazis, threatening the well being of people like me, (Jews), because the Alt-Right has memes and memes funny. Oh wait...

So, inclusion, f*ck the NFL, f*ck football, f*ck sports, f*ck Nazis, and f*ck memes.