Muyskerm

Bob Muyskens (born October 18, 1989, also known as muyskerm is an American YouTuber from Cincinnati, Ohio, friends with Markiplier, LordMinion777 and Jacksepticeye. Like most gamers, Bob plays video games that are popular or what he finds on the internet, such as Steam or Gamejolt.

Bob is married to Mandy Muyskens, and he does this activity called "Share the Love Stream" with her.

Quotes
 * "Hey bobble heads, Muyskerm here." (Intro)


 * "I would rub my face all over that" (December 1Up Box Unboxing!)


 * "They're fisting each other in a circular motion" (July 1UP Box Unboxing!)


 * "Fuck ow! Super ow!" (May 1Up Box Unboxing)


 * "How do I consume the candy within you? Ah ooh. Oh it comes out the butt." (1Up Box June 2015)


 * "Ignore the adorbale clicky sound that it made. I'm serious about cutting these boxes." (Jew-Fro Mario!)


 * "What Is Up My Crazy Boys?! (DON'T LAUGH CHALLENGE #5)


 * "Sir, sir, uh what's up my cranky crew?" (Improv Funny Moments)


 * "Aw yeah just flip it over... what are you fucking stupid?!" (Improv Funny Moments)


 * "I don't need any tips... mother fucker." (Loot Rascals Ep. 1)


 * "GET YOUR ACNE OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT" (Depth w/Mark, Wade, and Ethan Ep.2)


 * "All day, everyday... except not everyday... just today." (Share the Love 2k17)


 * "What time is it? ... Fuck (am i forgetting something?)


 * "You don't wanna be short, being short sucks." (KILL THEM ALL BAHAHAHAHA!!! | For Honor Mulitplayer Co-Op Part 2)


 * "I blow you so good. I mean I blow you up not like a blowjob, I splode you." (Poopin Out Bombs | Power Hover Ep.1)


 * "I wear Amurican sizes." (SHIRTS ARE GOOD!)


 * "I love shirts! You never see me without a shirt, do you? That's because I love shirts." (SHIRTS ARE GOOD!)


 * "Shit snacks" (usually said when things don't go as planned or he messes up)


 * "All the things? ... We don't have time for that shit, Tom." (PAX East 2017 Vlog)


 * "Rub me harder" (Markiplier And Friends Panel | PAX East 2017)


 * "All aboard the S.S Boner" (UNDERWATER GUNS | We Need To Go Deeper 1)


 * "Oh god there's a guy in my ass!" ( THEY'RE ON THE UPPERS! | Sniper Elite 4 w/Mark Ep.2)


 * "You know me, I'm a great hearer. I hear biggly" (Rubbing Skelton Puns | Hue Ep.3)


 * "I are genius... shit." (Rubbing Skelton Puns | Hue Ep.3)


 * "I dig pink Batman" (Discovering my Collector's Calling)


 * "Just rubbing our cocks" (Mark Is My Idol | Prop Hunt Ep.26)


 * "Dick... don't worry I'm still a genius." (Rubbing Skelton Puns | Hue Ep.3)


 * "I'm so dumb it hurts." ( Usin Dat Ole Brain Power Dere | Hue Ep.4)


 * "Wade is a dick! (THIS WILL PROBABLY GET BANNED | Prop Hunt #43)


 * "I was about have a goalgasm and everything." (Finishing Jack | Rocket League Ep. 2 W/JackSepticeye)


 * "Alright which one of you fucking alien bitches did that?!" (BIGFOOT AND SOME ALIENS! | Wade Animated)


 * "I just have smash everything. Is that my goal?" ( A Muykerm Classic | I Am Bread Ep.8)


 * "I still have a D, I can do this." (A Muyskerm Classic | (I Am Bread Ep.8)


 * "Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Taste my salty lips!" (THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW | Dead by Deadlight Gameplay Part 72)


 * "Woah, shit! I threw a smoke in your asshole." (Long March To Failure | Squad Ep. 2 w/Wade and Tokshen)


 * "Don't worry Mark. If you die it doesn't affect me at all" (Dr. DOUCHEBAG Is In | Dead By Daylight Ep. 4 W/Mark, Wade and Jack)


 * "Penis doesn't rhyme with Tokshen." (I Blame Poor Leadership | Squad Ep. 4 W/Wade and Tokshen)


 * "Hey I have some boogers! Yay!" (PAR BOIOIOIOIOIS! | Golf With Your Friends Ep. 5 w/NORGIES)


 * "But I'll try not to die like an idiot" (Insanely Pouplar Generator | War Hammer: End Times - Vermintide)


 * "The Ebuh-ner-heezer that's us" (The Ebuh-ner-heeze, That's Us | Guns Of Icarus Alliance w/Mark, Wade and Jack)

Gaming
Bob often plays with Markiplier, Wade and his other friends, and even sometimes PewDiePie. He often plays Game of War, Garry's Mod and other random games, such as Five Nights at Freddy's or Minecraft (Usually doing "Drunk Minecraft" with Wade and Mark).