Sky Does Everything

Adam Dahlberg (born January 17, 1993), also known on YouTube as  SkyDoesMinecraft , is an immensely popular Minecraft YouTuber who is famous for calling the gold ingot  "Butter" and hating the Minecraft squids. He also sang the song "New World" as minecraft parody version at Minecon 2013.

About
He was a member of the famous Minecraft group, Team Crafted. As of March 6 of 2014, as he stated on Twitter, he left the group due to no reason whatsoever and they are all still friends, but some say it may be because some of Team Crafted (namely BajanCanadian) were trying to advertise, and Adam did not agree with what they were doing.

For more info, the Team Crafted Wiki can be found here

His Minecraft player name is "SkythekidRS" because before he got into Minecraft, he made videos comprising himself playing the game RuneScape with the name "Skythekid", hence the "RS", and uploaded to his original channel "JinTheDemon". His channel started as a spin-off when someone suggested him to play it and the first episode of his Minecraft Let's Play series, Sky Does Minecraft, came out. He is also famous for playthroughs of Minecraft Custom Maps or Parkour Maps with his friends.

With more than 11 million subscribers, Sky Does Minecraft is the nineteenth most subscribed YouTube channel and one of the most subscribed gaming channels on YouTube. He currently resides in Washington, United States of America.

Marriage
On February 3, 2015, Sky announced he was getting married and is expecting a baby in the range of October to December. He is getting married to his girlfriend of one year, Alesa. They have chosen their name for their baby, if it is a boy it is Tyler, if its a girl it would be Alison or Heather

On April 16, 2015, Alesa uploaded a video of her using silly string on Adam's face. The color of it was blue, indication it was a boy. The name of the baby was going to be Tyler Eric Dahlberg but recently they have decided to change it to Mason

On September 7, 2015, Sky upload a video that shows his son called MEET MY SON MASON! on his vlogging channel, SkyDoesThings. Which shows of his son's face.

Musical career
Sky has had a promising musical career since he first sang on his channel. When he sings in a video, people in the comments often say he has a beautiful voice.

He later sang and made a song known as "New World". This song was very successful, even being his most viewed video. Sky even sang New World live.

He recently has featured in "Star wars medley - the force awakens" - which was uploaded by Peter Hollens who can be found here:https://www.youtube.com/user/peterhollens

He then had Peter help him with his Christmas parody "santa claus is running this town" which came out 24th of December 2015.

Acting career
Sky has had a history of acting. He has done a few live action skits on his channel. For a long time, he has not had any major acting in his channel. This was before he introduced his Minecraft Roleplay series such as "High School", "Roomates", and "Crafting Dead". Since then, Sky does a lot of acting for his channel, and has gotten rather good at it.

Personality
Sky has an interesting personality that sets him apart from other YouTubers. He is energetic, intense, and random in his videos. For example in a mod showcase of his, he broke out randomly shouting "sticks for everyone!" and started throwing sticks, or jumping into JinBop's Minecraft user and saying "what's popping JinBop?!" Over and over again. Another thing that sets him apart is that he is super competitive, often taking it to the extreme. At one point, he beat Deadlox in a parkour map, and started shouting at him very loudly.

In his videos he acts childish, especially in Mod Showcases and Roleplays. But in reality, he is actually very mature, taking his job seriously. He also cares about others. He has had charity events before, and often mentions how much he loves his friends and his fans.

Other Attributes
The Squid War The squid's first appearance was in a video called: "Minecraft Mod Showcase : ARCTIC! ". Since then the Squids have appeared in almost all of his mod showcases to date just interrupting and annoying him.

"Squid" has become an insult in some areas due to the large concentration of Sky army Recruits in Minecraft servers. Sky Army Recruits often use the term against Sky's haters. Sky has also called Deadlox a squid in some of his videos as jokes.

Then the Squids "started a war" against Sky and his Army. Bodil40 made a special edition of his Epic Jump Map series, called "Epic Jump Map: Sky Butter Edition". The story was that the Squids kidnapped Deadlox. So Sky and MinecraftUniverse had to make it through the map to save him. Deadlox wore a 'hologram-Deadlox' skin and pretended to be Deadlox's hologram as an excuse to play the map.

There were two times when the squids captured Sky and replaced him in a mod showcase. In these videos, You can hear Sky in the background, yelling at the squid, and telling him to let him free, usually threatening the squid. One of these videos were "Minecraft Mod Showcase : ZOMBIETECH!". In this video, the squid pretends to be Sky, but at the end Sky escapes and chases the squid with a butter(gold) sword. In the video, Minecraft Mod Showcase : DERPY SQUIDS!, Sky was captured by the squids. In the video he said he was doing a "Butter Speedrun" then he started digging straight down and found a small cavern with a portal to the Squid World. Sky entered the portal and was teleported into water. He swam up to the surface but when he got there, a random squid flew at the screen. Sky screamed then his intro played. When the video started, Sky was in a cage while the squid did another mod showcase. The squid showed off a bunch of squid-related weapons and armor to Sky and the Sky Army. The Squid also shows off some of their Army (mobs in the mod). The squid said this mod was what the squids were going to use against the Sky Army. At the end of the video, Sky escaped the cage and returned to the normal world where he told the Sky Army that the squids were getting smarter and to be ready for an upcoming attack.

The next time the squids attacked Sky was in a continuation of the Derpy Squid mod showcase, Minecraft: WHEN SQUIDS STRIKE!. This time, Sky ran out of the cave and ran into Jason (MinecraftUniverse). Jason tells Sky that Dawnables(now his ex-girlfriend) has been captured by the squids. Sky and Jason got SSundee, Jerome, and Deadlox to help them save Dawn. All of them got suited in butter (gold) armor and entered the portal to the squid dimension. The team parkour up to a tower where Dawn is and they find her in a cage. Sky runs up to Save her but she says it it a trap. Sky doesn't listen, then a giant squid monster called the "Derpollolus Squid Overlord" spawns and attacks the team. While everyone is fighting the Derpollolus Squid Overlord, Sky finds a chest containing the "UltimateDerp SquidBlade". Sky uses the sword on the giant squid monster and kills it in one hit. Sky breaks Dawn free and they laugh at how easy it was. Then they look around see other towers, realising there are more giant squid monsters and the war isn't over. Jerome then yells, "I can't take this anymore!" and jumps off the tower to his death.

As far as we know, the squid war is an ongoing conflict against the Sky Army.

During one of his Attack on B Team episode, he said that he missed those squids. On October 8, 2014, on Sky's Twitter account, 'Squid' changed the account's profile picture and name, stating in multiple tweets, that it had taken Sky. Earlier that day, it uploaded a squid montage.

Budder
"Budder" also called gold by some of the Sky Army, is what Sky calls gold. "Budder" is revered by Sky who always wears "Budder" armor and tools. It is called budder by the Sky Army because that is how Sky pronounces it. The squids are thought to be always trying to steal the 'Budder'. Sky has been accused of copying SeaNanners because he called gold butter before Sky did, but was never as attached to it. However, Sky has stated in his "Minecraft Mini-Game: The Bridges!" video and Facebook that his fans shouldn't correct people when they say gold saying it's rude. He also told his fans once in a livestream on Twitch that it's not supposed to be spelled budder and actually supposed to be spelled butter, because he said that 'budder' is another term for a drug.

The Sky Army
The Sky Army is the name Sky gave to his fanbase, though he also calls them as "Recruits" and often used the phrase, "And I'll see you later Recruits, byeeeee!...", to end his videos. Sky claims that the Sky Army is a (neutral) army, and it won't attack other people if they don't attack them.

SkyVSGaming
Like most of the other members of Team Crafted, Sky has started a gaming channel for games other than Minecraft. His first video on this channel was the first episode of an Amnesia: The Dark Descent Let's Play. Sky's gaming channel only had about 5 videos, but the channel has started back up and currently played The Walking Dead, Dragon Ball Xenoverse, H1Z1, GTA V, Mortal Kombat X, Five Nights at Freddy's 4, Call of Duty, Agar.io, Outlast, Happy Wheels, Plug & Play, Surgeon Simulator, etc and sometimes plays with JinBop, ThatGuyBarney, House Owner(Ross), etc.

SkyDoesThings
Sky started a vlogging channel on June 28, 2014. Even though the channel only has 40 videos, the channel has over 620,000 subscribers and over 14 million views in total.

List Of Subscriber Milestones For SkyDoesMinecraft
SkyDoesMinecraft hit 1 Million Subscribers On January 18th, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 2 Million Subscribers On March 31st, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 3 Million Subscribers On May 12th, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 4 Million Subscribers On June 24th, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 5 Million Subscribers On August 5th, 2013

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 6 Million Subscribers On October 19th, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 7 Million Subscribers On December 16th, 2013.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 8 Million Subscribers On January 22nd, 2014.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 9 Million Subscribers On February 26th, 2014.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 10 Million Subscribers On June 12th, 2014.

SkyDoesMinecraft hit 11 Million Subscribers On April 26th, 2015.

Friends
Sky has collaborated with a large number of YouTubers and frequently his daily videos include at least one collab video. The list below shows almost every Youtuber he has collaborated with a least once. Some he has not recorded with since he left the Minecraft group called Team Crafted.
 * DeadloxMC (Ty)
 * MinecraftUniverse (Jason)
 * HuskyMUDKIPZ (Quentin)
 * SSundee (Ian)
 * TheBajanCanadian (Mitch)
 * JeromeASF
 * Dawn Ables
 * KermitPlays
 * Blue Monkey
 * MrWoofless
 * PrestonPlayz
 * Vikkstar123
 * Minecraftfinest
 * XRpMx13 (Ryan)
 * Bodil40
 * SimonHDS90
 * Podcrash
 * MunchingBrotato (Tyler)
 * Bashurverse (Bash)
 * BigBadManPig
 * Gizzy Gazza
 * Dartron
 * mlgHwnT
 * Kkcomics
 * PerpetualJordan
 * Logdotzip (Tyler)
 * CraftyGarrett
 * JinBop
 * Cib
 * Lanceypoohtv
 * Slamacow
 * AntVenom (Taylor)
 * Crafting Vegeto
 * SamGladiator
 * OkwardIndustries
 * JoeyGraceffa
 * SubZeroExtabyte
 * ThatGuyBarney (John)
 * Aphmau (Jess)
 * AshleyMariee
 * TheZombieUnicorn (Nati)
 * RagingHouse (House_Owner or Ross)
 * IHasCupquake (Tiff)
 * AviatorGaming
 * CyaNideEPIC
 * Shubble (Shelby)
 * Chrisandthemike
 * CarFlo (Carlo)
 * CaptainSparklez (Jordan)
 * TheAntlanticCraft (Cody and Joe)
 * SGCBarbierian (Nick)
 * MithzanProductions (Max)
 * JoblessGarrett
 * RedVacktor
 * CavemanFilms (Dan)
 * NewScapePro
 * Serious Nonsense (Alesa)

Adam

 * "Hey guys! Sky here!"
 * "I'm here with _____."
 * "Welcome back to '_____ Super Awesome Mega Super Mega Fun Moments'."
 * "Welcome to my commentary where I can't even uh... do the intro correctly."
 * "And today, we are playing _____."
 * "So fun fact. Uh, it's been about two hours that we've been trying to set this up."
 * "Before this video starts, guys, I just wanna say thank you for all of the suppo- I'm dead."
 * "Thank you guys for all the support you've been showing this series."
 * "You guys are awesome. You should feel awesome."
 * "Slap that like button."
 * "Let's go for _____ likes for more (Series Name)."
 * "If we can beat 4 likes, we'll shave Jerome!"
 * "If this video gets 50,000 likes, I promise you... nothing will happen."
 * "If this video gets a whoppin' 10 likes, Ross will shave his head."
 * "And I promise you, if this video gets 20,000 likes, absolutely f*cking nothing will happen!"
 * "This video needs to get 7 likes! Alright? It needs to!"
 * "If this video gets 20,000 likes, without a doubt, 100%, I promise to you...(gets exploded by gas tank) I died... I f*cking died... I promise to you nothing will happen."
 * "Let's go 1 like."
 * "If this video gets one quarter of a like... it's so stupid."
 * "If this video gets 20,000 likes, Ross will be cured."
 * "I'm not gonna ask for a like goal today."
 * "Comment down below- f*ck. God, I have to stare at that thing's butt.
 * "Comment down below _____."
 * "What's you favorite thing about _____?"
 * "Comment down below what you had for dinner."
 * "Tell me how your day was."
 * "Hey, Sky! We want more (Series Name)!"
 * "Let's start the game."
 * "We're going on an adventure!"
 * "Jason, I'm startled!"
 * "BUDDER!"
 * "Fluffy!"
 * "Hahaha, what the f*ck?"
 * "JUMP!"
 * "I'm gonna give you background music... ♪DUH DUH DUH DUH!♪"
 * "So beautiful! It's so beautiful!"
 * "Friendship. Friendship!"
 * "We can talk about this!"
 * "Don't do dis."
 * "Hashtag Ty's left foot."
 * "Truce."
 * "Don't let the Mudkip win!"
 * "Untamable!"
 * "Oh my God..."
 * "Pro status! Pro status!"
 * "Let's just talk, you're good at negotiation, right?"
 * "It's so majestic..."
 * "BODIL40!! BODIL40! DESCRIPTION, BODIL40!"
 * "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"
 * "AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
 * "Feeesh."
 * "Mom! Are you proud of me?! Mom?!"
 * "Egg."
 * "Goodbye world ... goodbye."
 * "I REGRET NOTHING!"
 * "All in favor of voting _____ off the island?"
 * "BRREEEEEEEEEE!!"
 * "WHHEEEEEEEEEE!!"
 * "Whheeeeeeeeee."
 * "WEEEEZZZYYYY!!!"
 * "You did good!"
 * "I hate all of you!"
 * "WHY?! TY! WHY?!?"
 * "POOP!"
 * "DIEING!"
 * "♪Rub-a-dub-a-dub, in da freakin' tub!♪"
 * "♪Rub-a-dub-a-dub!♪"
 * "Check out my facebook, brahhhhhh!"
 * "I've beaten up a few squids in my days."
 * "SQUID!!!"
 * "SQUID!! NOOO Not now!"
 * "No, you cannot have a mustache!"
 * "I'm muting your audio! Ok?!"
 * "No no no! Stop! Stop! Stop!"
 * "Wow I'm actually surprised that squid wan't in- (turns right and sees squid)... I hate you so much!"
 * "OMG it's actually BUDDER!!!!"
 * "GIZZY GAZZA!"
 * "FLYING WIENER SASUAGE!"
 * "SQUIDY SWOOSH!! SQUIDY SWOOSH!!"
 * "JINBOP, WHAT'S POPPING?!"
 * "WHAT'S POPPING, JINBOP?!"
 * "♪Weenie Butt! Weenie Butt Weenie Butt!♪"
 * "♪Jinbop Gaming! Jinbop Gaming Jinbop Gaming!♪"
 * "♪Segway Guy! Segway Guy Segway Guy!♪"
 * "♪Worm it up! Worm it up worm it up!♪"
 * "♪Jinny Butt! Jinny Butt Jinny Butt!♪"
 * "You hear that? It's the Weenie Butt remix!"
 * "ROSS!!!"
 * "OH MAH GAWD, it's Ross!"
 * "OH- GOD, It's Ross again! OOOH GOOOD WHY?! WHY-HY-HY?! NO-HO!"
 * "You don't get to leave."
 * "W-where's Ross? Ro-... Oh-oh oh. Oh he's in his little house of poop."
 * "And Sub I guess. Wow, we really had to bring the loudest youtuber into the call. Ah, ah shut up! (Sub leaves the game)"
 * "Alright. Get in my zone."
 * "AFFFFFPHFPFHFPFFFFMAU."
 * "AFFFFFPHFPFHFPFFFF (for a few seconds) -gasp- mau. (pretends to faint)"
 * "AFFFFFPHFPFHFPFFFF (for a few seconds) -gasp- FFF- no, I'm just kidding."
 * "And Jinbop, I guess."
 * "Ross, look at me. Look at me. Dude, actually, don't look at me. Jesus, alright JUST KIDDING, HA HA HA!"
 * "I want to be cat".
 * "I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! He's so strong! (gets knocked into the void) Good bye, world."
 * "I don't need it!"
 * "'Walk a mile on broken glass and at the very end get impaled by a hot dooog?' What? WHAT?!"
 * "FREEKACHU!! FREEKACHU!!"
 * "If you say Frozen, I swear to god. (Cyanide says Frozen)"
 * "AH! Keep that away from me."
 * "Swing it on!"
 * "Swiggity swooty!"
 * "Comin' for that booty!"
 * "Alright. As I was saying before I was (turns to squids) RUDELY INTERRUPTED!"
 * "This... by far... is the most, unholy mod... in all of minecraft, for any Sky Army recruit, any Sky Army general, any Sky Army... person... ever."
 * "I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Carflo."
 * "(Tyler spawns in the King) TYLER!!! You've ruined us!"
 * "(Tyler sees a 3-headed dragon) -Sarcasm- Oh! I wonder what the f*ck that is?!"
 * "♪Dun dun dah-dah dah dah du-dana du-dana dah-dah du dana dana. Du-du! Du du du du!♪"
 * "Oh yeah, dat budder doh."
 * "OH YAH MMM!"
 * "♪Budder. Duh duh-duh duh duh.♪"
 * "Cut the sh*t, Dawn! Take the budder!"
 * "DAWN! ANSWER THE SKYPE CALL!"
 * (The house blows up making Dawn ask what that was) Nothing."
 * "(Dawn sees the crater of what was their house) Hey, baby."
 * "I did it for the lols! For the lols, Dawn! For the lols!"
 * "For the lols! For the lols, Dawn! For the lo-o-ols!"
 * "Why the watermelon?!"
 * "I just found a mustache about mods."
 * "Why when I'm sick?!"
 * "I'm gonna remember this! When you're sick, I'm not gonna give you like, chicken noodle soup or some sh*t. You're gonna be a d**che. You're gonna be a d**che and I'm not gonna give you soup or anything."
 * "Actually, I will give you soup! I'll give you soup for your mom! I'll give you freakin' calamari soup! (punches squid constantly) I hate you! I hate you so much!"
 * "(Kills squid) Oh god, what have I done? What have I done?! (sees squid behind him) Oh."
 * "(Sees squid suffocating) Yeah! 1.4.4! YEAH!! IN YOUR FACE!! Whew, thank god for 1.4.4. We're finally rid of that thing! Anyway, as- (sees squid in small tank of water) No way! N- NO!! H- how- how did you... what?"
 * "♪The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a-♪ Aw god, I literally just stubbed my toe! Aw god!"
 * "You know Ross, I'm getting tired of your cr*p!"
 * "(Giving Max motivation) DO IT!! JUST DO IT!!"
 * "Barney! Why didn't you help me?! What the f*ck?!"
 * "Alright, who wrote this? (IHasCupQuake asks if that's what it actually says) Who wrote 'Shove a ghost pepper up your butt?' Who was that?"
 * "I'm gonna be honest, I would rather not take the ghost pepper to the booty."
 * "I don't want a ghost pepper up my butt, Barney! That doesn't make any sense! (Ross asks if they have ghost peppers in the kitchen making Barney panic) We-we do. Barney, you want one? You want one, buddy? Good."
 * "Never have I ever been to Amsterdam."
 * "Never have I ever eaten poop."
 * "I know where _____ is."
 * "I'll show you where _____ is."
 * "Ross, it's dark. Ross, I'm scared."
 * "Why can we just do this? Can we just kill Jordan?"
 * "Hey guys do you remember this? 'You lost the game?' Ha ha!"
 * "Or would you rather- Ok, this is so... 'Drink a cup of pee.'"
 * "This just got so dark!"
 * "It just got dark again!"
 * "Banana won!"
 * "WOLVERREEEEEEEEEENE!!"
 * "All in favor of sacrificing Barney say 'I.'"
 * "No!! I need him alive! How am I suppose to eat him?!"
 * "(Gets killed) -sarcasm- Oh nice."
 * "WAIT, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES?!"
 * "I'm scared! I'm scared, Ross! I don't know what I'm doing!"
 * "Why would they vote poop?!"
 * "This game is so rigged!"
 * "Blood loss? Pft. Whatever."
 * "HOW DO I PLAY?!"
 * "Use... use your eyes... e-eyes, bro."
 * "(Mithzan blows himself up) WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!"
 * "I feel like he's cheating. I feel like he has a hack client."
 * "Alright, what hack client are you using?"
 * "He's got the hack client and sh*t."
 * "CPR! You gotta live, Ross!"
 * "Well, that happened."
 * "Weenie, you have to do this."
 * "Weenie! Go, Weenie!"
 * "I'm not nervous! You're nervous!"
 * "I just wanted to be an ice cream sandwich!"
 * "I just really can't believe it's not budder."
 * "Mid-round, you should always just eat a banana."
 * "What the heck is wrong with your legs, Ross?"
 * "(Tries to leave) I can't leave!"
 * "The redstone's broken and I don't know how to fix redstone. Anyway, SUB, HELP US GOD! Anyway, um where were we at? He has a- he has... (Sub joins the game)"
 * "Bam! Weselton."
 * "Yeah, let's agree that never happened."
 * "NOT IN MY HOOD!"
 * "GIZMO NO!!"
 * "-Sarcasm- Oh good. I can't believe I just did that. I literally just killed myself running after a squid. That's very appropriate."
 * "Blblbl."
 * "Super Saiyan sandwich fun time!"
 * "SWAAAAAAN!"
 * "Help! He's breaking the game! Help!"
 * "Hey, wait wait wait. Wait wait, Mudkip Mudkip. You're out of the water. Quick, get in the toilet."
 * "(Ross says he always wanted a mustache) Imma put butt hair on your face."
 * "Dingle berry mustache."
 * "(Adam has the choice of either watch every rerun of 'Glee' or be in 'Mortal Kombat' without any special moves) Oh god, that really sucks. Ok."
 * "So you'd instantly die? Yeah, I'll watch 'Glee' rather than die!"
 * "I'm gonna be honest with you. I've seen some of that gameplay, alright? And I don't wanna die from someone squeezing my -censored-! (Jin corrects Adam by saying the person punches them until they explode) SCREW THAT!!!"
 * "(Notices that the book says 'Cut your eyes open with a razor.') OH MY GOD, DUDE!!"
 * "You guys suck! I'm about to win!"
 * "I got dat DNF doh!"
 * "The trick is to just run around like an idiot."
 * "You can't kill what can't be killed!"
 * "That's a big f*cking pistol."
 * "How is he not dead?"
 * "How are you not dying?"
 * "I'm not going to be able to make you leave, am I?"
 * "I think now I should tell you that I'm pranking you."
 * "Well, anyway, welcome back to the first episode of 'Mine Pranks: Reloaded'."
 * "Ok Ant, before we go any further... welcome to 'Mine Pranks'!"
 * "Ok, so welcome to another episode of 'Mine Pranks'."
 * "Yay! 'Mine Pranks'!"
 * "What the f*ck?! The bananas explode?!"
 * "♪Spooky Adam. Spooooky Adam.♪"
 * "I think I lost two subscribers that day!"
 * "GET ON MY LEVEL!"
 * "F*CKING SH*T! LOOK AT THAT F*CKING FACE!"
 * "And he was like 'I knew it was you.'"
 * "Some guy came up to me and asked 'How do you do the Diamond Minecart?'"
 * "Oh no... OH NO NO!!!"
 * "I don't wanna leave. No. Ms. Dashon was mean."
 * "DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
 * "Who like Minecraft?"
 * "The best juke of all time!"
 * "Oh my god. I just killed him in one punch."
 * "Rest in pepperoni."
 * "NARUTOOOOOO!!"
 * "Maybe if you eat it, and then you turn into a super hero, and then you take a big dump."
 * "F*cking sh*t. Can I choose to kill myself?"
 * "Look at all these *sses!"
 * "I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm dumb."
 * "Make me laugh, nerd!"
 * "Fun fact. I f*cking hate sticky bombs."
 * "'What's the Animal Guns Mod?' Well I'm glad you asked. (fires full-grown humpback whale out of gun)"
 * "What does that even mean, Ross?!"
 * "Wow, the first time ever a squid did something cool."
 * "Where is everybody? All I see is dead people."
 * "Think of the content!"
 * "Are you gonna kill us?"
 * It's called a drive-by farting."
 * "Get ready for my awesome pro-level strats, yo."
 * "He's winning! We're versing tons of Weses!"
 * "Can I sing during your recording?"
 * "Alright. Uh, this is the worst thing I've ever done."
 * "(Is planning to cut off pieves of Sub) Oh, where's Sub going? Sub! Sub, no wait no! You're my you're my assistant! Come back! Oh oh he's cr*- Oh you weren't kidding. He is cr*pping everywhere. Ok, uh uh-duh-oh ok I'm, uh, oh he's running away in his boxers."
 * "This is difficult for a noob like myself."
 * "ROSS, GOD DAMMIT!!"
 * "Barney kept messaging me 'apple' on skype."
 * "That's a f*ck up."
 * "He's being a nice guy. Just let him be a nice guy."
 * "Yeah, 'Hunger Games'. It's like everyone starts hitting eachother with f*cking sub sandwiches."
 * "Before you ask, before you ask about the makeup, let me just make it clear I didn't do this to myself."
 * "JORDAN!"
 * "Would you rather, green, 'Get struck by lightning while on fire inside a giand microwave' ok, who wrote this? Did you write this one Jordan?! You totally wrote this one."
 * "I've just learned to tune Ross out."
 * "3... 2... 1... BRAIN SHATTER!!!"
 * "(Sprinkles pops out) Oh god. Oh, yeah please. If there's a god out there, help."
 * "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!"
 * "As long as I have flares, you can't do sh*t!"
 * "Sky is so great! I love that guy! He's so cool!"
 * "He's the best freakin' guy in the whole world."
 * "Ok, there's something seriously wrong with this planet. Are those really skeletons and zombies? And what is up with those exploding green wieners? Did that ta- no I'm just kidding. It's not..."
 * "I felt like I was gonna get mugged by snowmen."
 * "I hear someone's phone ringing. Who's phone is that? There wasn't anyone here, but still, I heard a phone."
 * "Oh, you're trolling the cr*p out of me, are you?"
 * "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!"
 * "That's my final form."
 * "GARRY!"
 * "Oh god, it's just a big Ross! It's just a big ol' Ross! It's like 'Roomates' all over again, man!"
 * "(Barney tells Jess that she's going to the pit for entering the Maze) Relax, it's not like you'll be put there (turns to Barney) UNCONCIOUS!!!"
 * "I had a friend. He stood there at one point, now he's gone."
 * "Oh, look at this. I got Weenie."
 * "I'm here to garden your sh*t, lady!"
 * "Spoiler alert for 'Star Wars'. Apparently there's Chewbacca in it."
 * "WHAT THE F*CK?! LOOK AT ALL THESE D*CKS!"
 * "I f*cking hate golf."
 * "What is with you and food?"
 * "Did you just change the theme? DID YOU JUST CHANGE THE THEME HALF-WAY THROUGH?! HA HA!!!"
 * "What are you gonna do? Throw us in jail? Hahahahaha! (gets knocked out)"
 * "Now you're probably wondering, 'SKY!!! _____?'"
 * "I'll just EAT SOME GLASS! NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"
 * "I miss my beard!"
 * "The sky's the limit... HA HA HA HA! THAT'S ME! HA!"
 * "OOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH!"
 * "The amount of times I've been asked to play 'ROBLOX'."
 * "(The Cereal Killer states that he knows someone who really hates Sky) Dude, there's a lot of people who hate me."
 * "♪Dun dun dun-dun, dun dun dun-dun. Sky is cooooool... Sky is cooooool.♪"
 * "Wait, what the heck? Who the hell's that? (Tyler says 'I'm here.')"
 * "Oh my god! What he heck happened?! How did you do that?!"
 * "Sometimes I sit here and I think... I just suck."
 * "I don't wanna freak anyone out but I am pretty tired."
 * "Do I have to be on his team? Can I switch teams?"
 * "I was gonna slap him so hard."
 * "(Ross talks about how cool Cow Man is) Ross, are you Cow Man? (Ross instantly and nervously says no)"
 * "Oh my god... oh my god... OH MY GOOOOO-AAAAAA-AAAAAA-... yes."
 * "Oh, dip a poptart into a toilet and eat it? Ok."
 * "This is my toilet now."
 * "Do you even Worm Man?"
 * "It took my couch! I want my couch back!"
 * "Oh. We're gonna die."
 * "Ross~chan! Ross~chan! Ross~chan!"
 * "Owned! Taking down our nightmares! One nightmare at a time!"
 * "♪Nah nah. Na-na nah. Na-naaah. NAAAAAH!!♪"
 * "You'll never catch me if I'm right here!"
 * "We need to get one more good round, then I can start sucking again."
 * "You won! You f*cking won! How could you f*ck that up?!"
 * "I want everybody to know that I'm not the murderer."
 * "WHY CAN'T I BE THE MURDERER?!"
 * "Whoever's the murderer, say 'I.'"
 * "Let's all meet at the center."
 * "Alright, here we go, Adam."
 * "We're gonna go get tacos."
 * "Adam's comin' in for the win."
 * "Guys, let me tell you the pros and cons of shooting me. I'm beautiful, and you would lose this awesome face."
 * "♪Dah-dah duh-duh dun dun dun dun-dun dah-dah!♪"
 * "♪Dun dun-dun dun dun do-do Jin-bop.♪"
 * "Weee wooo!"
 * "WHERE DID THIS GO SO WRONG?!"
 * "I don't have Furbies! Don't make him think that!"
 * "Roar! Growl! Snarl!"
 * "(Person's name), I would like you to sign my book. (says title that is an insult)."
 * "Yo, I ate like seventeen of my own."
 * "That does not sound like a priest! That sounds like a possessed priest!"
 * "(Ross' face glitches uncontrollable) MY GOD!! YOUR FACE, ROSS!! HOLY CR*P!! ROSS!!"
 * "I can't help it. It's like an iron boob."
 * "You can eat the melon. (referring to Bashur)"
 * "Channel the power of the galact-d*ck!"
 * "AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!"
 * "-Darth Vader impression- Luke! I am your father! (Squid says that he's not) Yeah, you would ruin that!"
 * "(Jin is refusing to properly apologize to Sky for almost killing him by only saying 'I'm sorry you almost got yourself killed.', being more concerned that Sky touched his stuff) Jin, I'm gonna punch you."
 * "I'm not gonna be nice to you until you apologize!"
 * "Oh my god, he's not a piñata! He's not a piñata, Ross!"
 * "Quick! Quick! Steal his shoes! They're awesome!"
 * "(Reads Barney's will) Barney, all this f*cking says is apple."
 * "I'll be 100% honest with you. I clicked the wrong button."
 * "I'll ship that."
 * "How are you gonna kill me in a tank?"
 * "F*ck that fish. F*CK YOU, FISH! I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!"
 * "That was good. Good good good. Now try not doing that again."
 * "Oh god, do I have to write books?"
 * "Skyren Jaeger."
 * "MOMMY NO!"
 * "F*cking A. Ross, get rid of the f*cking puppet."
 * "ADAM!"
 * "I've always wanted to be a sandwich."
 * "Hello. Welcome to 'Adam's Deep Fried Love Shack'. Now let me show you what we have on the menu for today... obesity."
 * "Alright, _____. Get in the center."
 * "I juked you so hard!"
 * "You ever like hear something so awful that you almost positive that your brain stopped working for a minute? (Jess comments that every time she looks at his channel)"
 * "Oh, I love balls."
 * "♪Do you wanna buid a snowman? Forgot that I need snow. Totally messed up this joke, but don't worry there's these, to make some more♪- Move. Move. ♪Snow. Snow.♪ MOVE! Snow! MOVE!! SNOW!! I'm trying to get some snow!"
 * "I'm completely wired on coffee right now."
 * "Why would you do that? You just destroyed my entire content. All of it. It's gone now."
 * "You know what? I'm gonna go beat up Okward."
 * "Are you even trying, Nick?"
 * "It's not over! Ok?! It's never gonna be over!"
 * "Tyler, what are you doing up there?"
 * "You're uh, totally dead. You're so screwed!"
 * "Ok, he's got a bag on his head. I'm out."
 * "It's just a prank, bro!"
 * "Why aren't you melting?! Why aren't you melting?! It's raining!"
 * "Oh god, we summoned the Kraken! We summoned the Kraken!"
 * "He's a Humphrey."
 * "He ran into my fist. I swear."
 * "Please come closer. Please?"
 * "Ross, I'm stuck."
 * "As much as I'd like to talk about child birth..."
 * "TIMMY NO! NO TIMMY!"
 * "Daddy? Daddy no!"
 * "♪It's looooog! It's looooog! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's looooog! It's looooog! It's better than bad, it's good!♪"
 * "You need to focus!"
 * "Hey, it's a squid. That's awesome."
 * "(Laughs and leans back too far) Oh sh*t! I almost died!"
 * "It's become very apparent, that we're f*cked."
 * "I KNOW I'M IN FULLSCREEN!"
 * "Noah, what the heck? Noah, what is wrong with your character?"
 * "I just spat all over my microphone."
 * "Will we survive? Will we make it to the next episode? Find out in the next episode."
 * "Alright, 3... 2... 1... And we're back!"
 * "Welcome back to 'Adam needs a Haircut'. (puts hat on)"
 * "DO A FLIP!"
 * "Don't say 'Nintendo'! We'll get copyrighted!"
 * "Jess has been awfully quiet lately."
 * "Jin, just throw the grenade!"
 * "Dang it, sticky keys!"
 * "Sprinkles, go away!"
 * "Oh my god. Oh my god! Holy sh*t, that's the most powerful zombie I've ever seen!"
 * "How big are your nipples?"
 * "Careful! There's a weenie!"
 * "I never sold anyone out ever."
 * "When I get my hands on you I swear to god!"
 * "You're recording advice for us! Alright, everyone unsubcribe Gizzy."
 * "We're gonna tell him he smells like poo. Everyone tell him he smells like poo in the comments below."
 * "THERE'S TURDS!! THERE'S TURDS!!"
 * "♪Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, floating through the wind, hoping to DIE AGAIN?!♪"
 * "I'm just trying to further my education!"
 * "Look at the f*cking horse looking at you menacingly in the background."
 * "Why is Shrek back there?!"
 * "Holy d*ck!"
 * "WHO TOOK ALL THE BREAD?!"
 * "Wiggle wiggle."
 * "Oh my god. Holy sh*t. Holy f*cking oh my god."
 * "F*CKING F*CK!"
 * "(Almost get squashed by falling truck) Oh my god! Dude! Dude, that almost hit me!"
 * "HOOOOOOOOOLY SH*T!!"
 * "WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS, MAN?!?!"
 * "Oh my god! OH MY GOD!! AAAH!!!"
 * "See ya later, suckers!"
 * "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN, NOOB!"
 * "SANIK!"
 * "You better comment what you had for lunch!"
 * "Put the gun down, Ross."
 * "Look at how stoked he is. You'll never reach this point of happiness."
 * "This might sound crazy, but uh... shut up."
 * "My mom started a channel about politics!"
 * "Take the foot!"
 * "Oh sh*t. Oh god. Oh sh*t! Oh god! OH SH*T!! OH GOD!! OH SH*T!!!... OOOOOH MY GOD!!!"
 * "Garrett, I feel like if I move, I'm gonna die."
 * "It's fine! Everything is fine! WHAT THE F*CK?!"
 * "I figured that Max would've died from balls to the face."
 * "I just snorted!"
 * "Mix of serious ruffian stuff going on here."
 * "Am I tiny?! Oh my god!"
 * "That was my cosplay of a ping pong ball."
 * "Ross, I'm sorry! I have to eat you!"
 * "My friend is dead!"
 * "Do you ever think birds just intentionally poop on people?"
 * "Look at me! Look at me, we're gonna die!"
 * "Mad Max."
 * "Sad Max."
 * "Bad Max."
 * "Why is there a f*cking pigeon?... (the pigeon explodes)"
 * "♪Little Mac is the best! Little Mack is the best! The best! The best!♪"
 * "You ever thought of those times where you had like a massive brain fart? Some reason I got this hay bale, and I thought I could spawn a horse with it, because I thought I was playing Sky Games."
 * "Betting 10K."
 * "Let's go, weenies!"
 * "F*CK OFF!!!"
 * "I HATE MY LIFE!! AAAAAH!!"
 * "Look at him. Look at how smug he is about it too. This is the face of a sociopath."
 * "No! No! You smell like fish!"
 * "It looks like a f*cking zombie apocalypse!"
 * "You tried, but you failed. What did we learn today? Never try."
 * "♪Cool guys don't look at explosions.♪"
 * "It f*cking exploded on him! How did he not die?!"
 * "What did Vegeta do wrong? All he wanted to do was destroy humanity. Actually, that's wrong."
 * "That's right, get into your ball!"
 * "He's just flying around the giant metal boob."
 * "Oh, that's a d*ck."
 * "As you can see, we got our two- Oooh. Oh yeah, that totally is a d*ck."
 * "Those guys are gettig p*ssed over a giant metal boob."
 * "You're in the nipple, yeah."
 * "Alright I'm connected to your nipple. Wait..."
 * "I ran. I ran as far away as- (sees energy blast hurdling towards him) OOOOH! (dies)"
 * "When things go wrong, believe in Santa. He's gonna f*cking save you."
 * "Welp, uh I killed myself."
 * "WHY DO I F*CKING SUCK SO BAD AT THIS ONE?!"
 * "Now he's angry. Look what you've done! Now he's angry! HULK MAD! OH GOD!"
 * "Where'd my head go?"
 * "I don't wanna shock you guys, but I died."
 * "Did you just fart?!"
 * "THE F*CKING TACO TRUCK!! NOOO!! NOOO!!"
 * "OH! I just spilled waddle- water all over me!"
 * "Bob Ross! Bob Ross!"
 * "Why does everyone keep destroying our house?!"
 * "(The library blows up) No! Knowledge!"
 * "Weeeeeench!"
 * "Yep, that's the f*cking weird thing."
 * "Ooh! He's got a slice of cheese on his back!"
 * "Don't let him escape! Slap him in the face!"
 * "We're gonna win!"
 * "You hear that? You hear that? Someone just died."
 * "This is the most uneven team ever."
 * "For all the marbles!"
 * "(Runs over woman) It's fine. She's fine. Everyone's f*cking fine."
 * "If you f*cking pull out the puppet... (Ross does so)"
 * "Give me the f*cking puppet. We're not doing this. We're not doing this today, Ross. (the puppet talks) AAH!! AAH!!"
 * "This is the first time I'm gonna be naming an episode 'Do Not Cringe'!"
 * "It's all over! Everyone just unsubscribed!"
 * "(Adam and Quentin are in a lava trap) Quentin, before we go, Quentin, before we go, I want to confess my love to you! I loved you ever since I saw that wierd thing on your face! Uh, your eyeballs! I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU QUENTIN!! GOODBYE!! GOODBYE!! AAAH!!!"
 * "Oh god! Behind his eyepatch is terrifying!"
 * "Wait, Bashur. Quick. Ok, I need you to sing something amazing while I do something. (Bashur farts) No, sing something! Don't fart everywhere!"
 * "I'm gonna puke."
 * "You know what, I'm taking someone's car."
 * "How can you catch me if I'm an enigma?"
 * "Excuse me, sir. Would you f*ck off?"
 * "Oh. Nice, so I GOTTA SAVE THE F*CKIN' WORLD! THATT I GOTTA DO!"
 * "I DON'T SUCK D*CK!"
 * "(Sky watches Deadlox run away) There he goes. (Deadlox stops and turns around)"
 * "(Deadlox is shouting Spring Break whilst in a bikini) Alright, fist off, its Summer, and... Is that a bikini?"
 * "Fishing for Deadloxes! Fishing for Deadloxes!"
 * "Sh*t! He's a giant lima bean!"
 * "I like this guy. He's funny."
 * "Dude. It's Christmas in America. Come on."
 * "Aw, sh*t. My recording stopped."
 * "Alright, and we're ba- Sh*t! I dropped my mouse!
 * "(Loud crashes are heard in Adam's office) I dropped everything. Hold on."
 * "(Ashley gets disconnected during Adam's speech) Goodbye, Ashley."
 * "Why am I so tiny?"
 * "Nick, you're just as short as me! Shut up!"
 * "Listen, man! It's not the size that counts!"
 * "It's not the size that matters, man! (Jess begs to differ since he's cute and tiny) My feelings!"
 * "Check out her channel down below 'cause she's a beautiful creature and um... I guess you can check out Tyler's."
 * "(Shelby tells Sky it's that time of the month) NO!!!!!"
 * "75 million years just to get your *ss handed to you by some guy named Anoos."
 * "I got reported for my name Anoos!"
 * "... Sh*t."
 * "This is the most cheap spot ever!"
 * "Go Team Adam!"
 * "We've got Ross and a drooling panda."
 * "I'm a doctor, and I have a PHD in kicking your *ss."
 * "OH MY GOD!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
 * "Oh sh*t! I stumbled on a 'Twilight' set!"
 * "Who needs colleges when you can steal f*cking bikes from people?"
 * "♪Bu buuuu bu bu buu bu. Bubububububu bu. Bu bu Jin sucks. Bubububububu Jin Jin sucks. Bu bu Jin sucks. Can't even shoot a guy. Bu bu Jin sucks. Bu bu Jin sucks. J-J-Jin sucks bu bu-bu bu. Bububububu bu bu. Bu bu-bu-bu bu. Jin's about to be shot. Bu bu-bu bu. Nothing's gonna save you. Even a wall. Bu bu-bu bu. He's gonna shoot you under the wall. Here he comes, jumping on top of the wall! Here he comes! Here he comes! He is shooting you! Bu bu-bu-bu bu. Bu bu bu.♪"
 * "I love these little turd huts. These are nice."
 * "Let's fly over towards this pig over here and make him uh... make him shoot a baby out of his butt (the baby falls off a cliff and dies)... Oh god."
 * "Yeah! I did it legit!"
 * "Welp, you know what? They dug their own coffin. It's fine."
 * "AH! IT'S IN THE *SS!"
 * "(Random name), do your homework."
 * "Sometimes I sit here and... I... I cry myself to sleep because nobody calls me by, by my real name, Adam. And... it's cool, but... you know... it's, it's very... very apparent how far... this has gone. I, I can never be myself anymore again. And, you know, it's fine. But, you know, I just... (Jordan comments that's A-dam shame)"
 * "I created a new faction. (realizes its name) Oh-oh oh oh god, it's called faction. It's called faction. Oh-oh god!"
 * "Shape of, a bucket of cr*p!"
 * "Wow, that was a struggle for me!"
 * "Ok, so there's a cannibal on the loose."
 * "Oh god! We're gonna be killed by Santa Claus!"
 * "He looks like a clown."
 * "Is that a dog literally right behind you? OH SH*T! IT'S P*SSED OFF!"
 * "I guess the best way to describe this to you is to read the game overview."
 * "(Greets creeper infront of doorway) Hello? Good morning. Sh*t. (closes door)"
 * "You guys only show up during mod showcases?"
 * "Oh my god, this is suppose to be the nuggets!"
 * "(Gets ambushed by mermaid) Oh! What the hell?! AH!! AH-HAHA!!"
 * "Got squid probles? Need to get rid of them? Well do we have the product for you. Sinkholes use a patent hole and sinking technology to drag those little tentacled annoyances right into the depths of the earth. Wanna pick up a sinkhole today? Call 1-800 SinkyHOLE for all your hole needs. ALL OF THEM!!!!!"
 * "Believe in yourself! Start sniffing your foot! Did you just puke?"
 * "Oh god! Oh god! Oh g- Oh wait, that's just me drowning. My bad. I thought I was getting attacked."
 * "Wait a minute. Who's RedVactor? RedVactor's never been on my channel before. I'm frightened. I don't like new things. New things terrify me."
 * "I was worried you weren't gonna talk at all."
 * "Ok, I just want you to know, if there's an alien, I'm sacrificing you. That's the first thing that's happenng."
 * "You're not a velociraptor. Stop."
 * "Oh my god! Of course we get the broken *ss... uh, suits!"
 * "I just wanna let you know. If I die, it's all your fauilt."
 * "I assumed that's how you sounded, and I was wrong."
 * "God dammit! Why does it need so much cr*p?!"
 * "Oh my god, is he getting eaten?! Oh my god, he just got eaten!"
 * "Now the only person left to sacrifice is you!"
 * "You know, even in like the darkest of all places, Red, look. Beautiful flower."
 * "Oh god, my dog's barking."
 * "SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!"
 * "Oh sh*t! Oh sh*t I saw it! I saw it I saw it I saw it! Oh god! Oh god! Oh it's-... a horse."
 * "Ow! Why did you hit me twice?! You hit me twice!"
 * "-Sarcasm- Oh thank god. You know, I was worried for a second that we'd be doing something that would like not kill us."
 * "That... actually scared the sh*t out of me."
 * "This is not fun! This is very frightening!"
 * "Why does it keep asking us to find random *ss sh*t?!"
 * "Fantastic! GIVE ME ONE BREAK! GIVE ME ONE BREAK! Come on!"
 * "Well, this has death written all over it."
 * "So guys, I'm just gonna say this flat out right now. Uh, you either come out or I'm gonna start screaming."
 * "Oh god, am I Chica?!"
 * "Why am I Balloon Boy every time?!"
 * "Out of all the characters it had to be Balloon Boy!"
 * "(Sky turns into Balloon Boy) NO!! NO!!"
 * "What if I just went up and stole it? Oh, I did!"
 * "Help! Help! He's looking up my skirt!"
 * "Joke's on you guys! I'm too gangster!"
 * "What is this? Oh my god, wait. This is definently a good Pokemon. I'm gonna try and catch him. Oh, that's my Crconaw! What the f*ck?!"
 * "I've got this joke right here. Pretty dark joke, but, thank you guys."
 * "ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!"
 * "(Someone spawns in the King) Why though? Why though? I liked this server. Ok, goodbye, server."
 * "Alright. So the first thing we have right here is a bag. To create a bag, you're going to need 2 rose reds, 3 papers, and it will create a bag. BUT NOT JUST ANY BAG!! THIS IS THE S*XY MICHAEL GUCCI VERSACE PRADA LAUREN KLIEN BERRY BAG!! FOR ALL OF YOUR DESIRED CORN NEEDS!!"
 * "It's a very long boob!"
 * "Get the f*ck off my swords, kid!"
 * "WIENER LASER!"
 * "I collect clocks."
 * "-Sarcasm- I never shot you. I didn't shoot anyone."
 * "♪Ever since I left the city, you you you you!♪"
 * "Uh... car. (he gets it right on first try) OH SH*T I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!"
 * "Haweewee."
 * "Destroy the evidence!"
 * "You ever had that like, like that horrendously bad derp feeling where you're just like 'Why have I not gotten outta F5 mode?' Because it's not helping."
 * "Do you see how many Subs are over there? That's freaking terrifying. That's the thing that nightmares are made of. That's like what nightmares are made of."
 * "Everything we went through, Jess, you're selling me out for five bucks."
 * "(Gets slain in one hit on accident) You son of a b*tch!"
 * "I'm pacifist! Go away!"
 * "(Gets punched off a wall by Tyler) Ah! (dies) You son of a b*tch, Tyler!"
 * "IT'S A PONY!!!"
 * "Oh god. Oh god, what have I done?! What have I done?! Oh I clicked a button I didn't want to click! Help! Now I'm flying in the air!"
 * "Just f*cking hump it!"
 * "Butt Saggington!"
 * "Splavacado!"
 * "I'm Butter Bill!"
 * "I forgot to turn the lights on in my room."
 * "(Ross' alarm goes off) I guess it's that time again. I guess it's Ross Time!"
 * "Did he just stick his head up his *ss?"
 * "I can't beat him! He's punching me and sh*t!"
 * "OH MY GOD! ALL I SEE IS ROSS' FACE!"
 * "Ross is about to beat us! Do you understand what's about to happen?!"
 * "Beat the sh*t out of him!"
 * "THIS IS A DICTIONARY!"
 * "That was the most anti climatic battle of all time!"
 * "Alright, everybody run. Get out of here."
 * "Our webcam is covering the degree. You guys can't see sh*t! I just realized!"
 * "You're my best friend who stabbed me in the butt hole!"
 * "I am so sorry that you suck."
 * "GET OUT OF THE F*CKING CAR!!"
 * "(Jess asks Sky why he is always fat) Well, uh, here's the problem. I like food. (Jess says she meant in-game)"
 * "I was so tempted to attack you. I just want to let you know."
 * "Thanks for coming to 'Joe's Crab Shack', will that be all?"
 * (Can't get the door to open) No! Open the door! Get on the floor! Everybody walk the dinosaur!"
 * "'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'!"
 * "Are you just making fun of me because I'm a slice of pizza?"
 * "(Sees Skyids) What are these things?! Oh my god!"
 * "Oh god! They're talking!"
 * "It's ugly and gorgeous at the same time!"
 * "I'm just gonna be sleeping for the rest of this recording. So uh, I hope you guys are cool with that."
 * "(Sky's friends start wearing his head) Wow, you guys look like complete idiots."
 * "Something's just really intimidating about a big, fluffy animal chasing you down."
 * "The freakin' pig is on my head! Help!"
 * "Ross, you had one f*cking job! Are you telling me we sat here like 30 minutes-... 30 minutes before the recording and you didn't hide the f*cking scrolls?! WHAT THE F*CK ROSS?!?!"
 * "(Gets blown up by Barney's proximity mine) Holy sh*t! Barny, you sack of cr*p!"
 * "Aw, he's all dead and sh*t."
 * "He just died and sh*t."
 * "Okward, I don't know what to say about your character."
 * "I can't punch! I can't f*cking punch!"
 * "How am I suppose to kill him with a carrot?!"
 * "Did you just blow up my house? Why?"
 * "(Sets Bashur's treehouse on fire) I'm sorry, Bash. I'm sorry. Sorry, buddy. ♪Just gonna stand there and watch me burn. And it's alright because I love the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there and hear me cry.♪"
 * "No no! Not the TNT, Ty!"
 * "ARE THEY TEAMING?! NO!"
 * "Sir, no witnesses!"
 * "Aw yeah. This is no ordinary lamp. This is one of the highest of high-classed lamps. Encrusted with the finest of emeralds, its shines with the force of a collapsing dwarf star. Those sparkles coming off of it singnify that you're better than other people for having this lamp. Wake up in the morning knowing your lamp is beter than their's."
 * "Sure, it cost your life savings and your wife had to keep telling you to stop buying over-priced lamps. -record scratch- BUT WHO CARES?! YOU DIDN'T NEED THEM! FAMILY IS OVERRATED IF YOU HAVE LAMPS! LOOK AT ME NOW! HUH?! WHO'S GOT THE BETTER LAMP NOW?! YEAH!!!"
 * "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's education!"
 * "I'm gonna remember this, Ross."
 * "Gangster Sky!"
 * "Spectators are breaking my boat! Help! Help!"
 * "Could I interest you in our lord and savior Cthulu?"
 * "There's two traps in that one spot?!"
 * "Follow me! Follow me, ok?! Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Don't actually follow me, I was lying!"
 * "I'm free! I'm free! I don't have to be a cr*ppy warden anymore!"
 * "Would I ever do anything to hurt you? Don't answer that question."
 * "Shoot 'em in the d*ck!"
 * "♪Yar har, hoy up the bast. What do you know, it's fist up your-♪... no, I'm sorry."
 * "'Klüb Ice'!"
 * "Augustus!"
 * "Span!"
 * "Olga!"
 * "Uncy uncy."
 * "I feel a little bit dirty right now."
 * "What you mean we're stuck in 'Klüb Ice'?"
 * "I- I don't want to be in 'Klüb Ice' forever."
 * "Everybody run to my Yacht!"
 * "(Jerome is stuck in the bookcase) Olga, you can't even read."
 * "What do you mean it is brainwash? (snaps back to normal self) Holy cr*p. What the hell was that?"
 * "Something about that was nice though. No I feel like we should not come back here!"
 * "You know what guys? I don't think they want to be in 'Klüb Ice'."
 * "We can do what we want!"
 * "♪I'm the best! AROUND!! NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!!!♪"
 * "Garrett? Garrett?! GARRETT?!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
 * "What if like Jin just started -censored- (realizes he was on Jess' channel) oh. I'M SORRY!!"
 * "-Another censor- I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST!!"
 * "Sorry guys. I had to turn my mic off because I started actually farting."
 * "'Murica!"
 * "(Max kills himself) MAX, YOU F*CKIN' WIENER!!"
 * "Stop f*cking killing yourself, you f*ckin' dumb wiener!"
 * "GOD DAMMIT, MAX!! F*CKIN' STOP!!"
 * "Get your f*cking balls out of my face, sir."
 * "I was routing for you Ross, and now I lost all my money. I'm bankrupt now."
 * "Right click it! You f*cking killed it. WHY WOULD YOU KILL BOTH OF THEM?!"
 * "(Gets tagged by Jess) Sh*t, what did I become? I'M A PIECE OF BACON!"
 * "Have I had a turtle on my head this whole time?"
 * "I wanna be a dog."
 * "(Sees ross with girlfriend on lead) Are you serious? That is not... that is not getting a girlfriend, that is taming a girlfriend!!"
 * "-High pitch- I thought we were friends! And then, you doing this, you know what? We're not friends anymore! Quick, take a selfie. Yeah, we're not friends."
 * I feel like this is the part of- of the... commentary, where we need, a serius amount of love going on. So I'm gonna- I'm gonna add something in that really- that really just shows... (spawns in Mobzilla) IT TAKES A TOTAL GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE DOWN A MONSTER!"
 * "GO HONEY! BEAT EM' UP! THESE HUSKIES PULLED MY WEAVE!"
 * "-High pitch- I really wanna get some 'Olive Garden'."
 * "Ross, are you on the girl's team? (Ross says 'yes' in high pitched voice)"
 * "I love you 5 ever!"
 * "I'm not gonna take this. You're wearing a f*cking dress."
 * "(Sees Barney die and do a flip at the same time) Barney, what the f*ck was that?"
 * "Adam Sandler!"
 * "(Waits for everyone to come close to him while he's silent and then blows everyone up) HAHAHAHA!!!"
 * "Oh my god! It's a Game Cube! Oh my god! It's a Game Cube! Oh my god! Guys! Guys, my childhood! My childhood!"
 * "WHO ARE YOU?!?! (shoots Jin with gun)"
 * "Did he just flip me off?!"
 * "I have a degree! How f*cking dare you?! I have a degree!"
 * "Ross, I'm not down to hug you right now."
 * "Alesa, this might alarm you, but you're a noob."
 * "Are you wearing your Halloween skin?! Have you been just too lazy to change your Halloween skin?!"
 * "(Barny is worried that he doesn't have a costume for Halloween) Barney, you are a costume."
 * "Hi-yah! Sucker! (jumps into cobweb to escape Shrek)"
 * "Help, rain hurts moth! Rain hurts moth! Rain hurts moth NO!"
 * (Gets one-shot by small worm) Ah! F*ck!"
 * "My mind not focused no more!"
 * "That's a good f*ckin' idea!"
 * "BRO!!"
 * "Broa Constrictor."
 * "Yo, Broseidon. Lord of the Brocean."
 * "ThatGuyBronie."
 * "We should get like matching anchor tattoos, bro."
 * "IT'S A BRODOWN!! IT'S AN OFFICIAL BRODOWN!!"
 * "Where is this apple-loving dinosaur?!?!"
 * "Oh my god! You got us stuck, you f*ckin' *ss! You f*cking killed us! Nooo, god no!"
 * "(The server crashes) Well guys, I guess that's signifying that the video's over!"
 * "Anyway guys, that was (Series Name)."
 * "(Interrupts Gizzy's outro) Anyway guys, thanks for watching."
 * "If you guys want me to do a part two, make sure you- (gets jumpscared by Nightmare Chica) AH! (talks fast) ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE (talks to fast to understand) BULLSH*T! THAT'S SOME BULL SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT F*CKING THING WAS GONNA (talks too fast to understand)! -deep breath- Sorry."
 * "If you like this commentary and you're new to the channel, click that like and that subscribe button."
 * "Let me rephraze that. If you guys like this commentary, what's wrong with you?"
 * "Make sure to check out everybody's channels down in the description below 'cause they're all beautiful people."
 * "I'm Sky, and I will see you later recruits. Goodbyyyye!"

Bacon Man

 * "Hello. My name is Bacon Man."
 * "Pancake Pal."
 * "Waffle Woman."
 * "Sausage Samurai."
 * "Hashbrown Hank."
 * "Cereal Killer."
 * "And today, we're playing (notices Cereal Killer) Oh god, it's you."
 * "I'm better than Sky."
 * "♪Bacon Man! Ba-con Man! Bacon Man! Bacon Bacon Man!♪"
 * "I'M NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING!"
 * "PancakePal, no!"
 * "Guys, where are we?"
 * "NO! NO! Guys, guys the people commented again! The people commented again! Now we're somewhere else!"
 * "Pease comment 'Hawaii!' Please, I wanna go on vacation! Please! Please!"
 * "OH MY GOD, I'M GOING MAD!!"
 * "Hey look. Shia LaBeouf won."
 * "Good job, Shia LaBeouf."
 * "NO SHIA LABEOUF!! STAY BACK!!"
 * "BACK OFF!"
 * "If I don't see 30,000 likes, I will cry.
 * "We are about to summon the Sausage Samurai."
 * "Hey! Drugs are not ok! Alright?"
 * "STAY BACK, YOU FOOL!!"
 * "Hold me back! Hold me back!"
 * "You're just trying to attack me 'cause you're jealous of my beauty."
 * "Comment down below, 'Bacon Man is better than Sky.'"
 * "-Sarcasm- Oh yead, this- this is nice. Yeah, I'm dying."
 * "I'm gonna suffocate myself in this toilet. Hold on."
 * "Woah! Hold on, this guy is evil! He wants us to be healthy!"
 * "Ok, that actually scared me."
 * "Look at the chat. (The chat keeps saying '[@] uMad?')"
 * "(Is falling) Oh no! (crashes into the ground) Ow! My spine!"
 * "Well, I guess you can say the Cereal Killer got Cereal Killed."
 * "We saw Sky doing this and we decided to do it better."
 * "WHAT'S WITH THE TROLL FACES?!"
 * "I'm an agility ma- (misses jump) Oh god!"
 * "GOD!! I SUCK!!"
 * "What the heck are those things?! Help!"
 * "Diamond Minecart's killing me!!"
 * "Quick. Break his ankles."
 * "We're jumping in the poopoo!"
 * "OH NO!! I MISSED THE JUMP!!"
 * "For some reason you guys want us to get eaten. I don't understand why. I did nothing wrong."
 * "Cereal Killer, back off!"
 * "I'm totally dead. That was not suppose to happen."
 * "Oh my god! Everything just got really intense really fast!"
 * "(Notices he's flying) Help. Help! Call a scientist!"
 * "Pancake Pal, I don't think I'm gonna make it!"
 * "I'M DONE PLAYING THIS GAME!! THIS IS CR*P!!"
 * "Ok, bye."

Squid

 * "Hey, guys! Squid here! Yeah, that's right! Squid!"
 * "Imma squid!"
 * "I'm a talking squid! I'm a talking squid!"
 * "I'm just gonna be sitting here."
 * "Yeah, you can't get me. I'm over here. And you're over there."
 * "Oh god, he's actually getting me! Aw god!"
 * "Foolish SkyDoesMinecraft!"
 * "♪Let it go... let it go... let it go out my a-♪ (Sky tells him to stop)"
 * "Come on! I put a lot of work into this."
 * "Budder sucks."
 * "Hey, Imma squid. Can I have a mustache?"
 * "I want a mustache."
 * "Did you just say 'a mustache about mods?' You said that backwards."
 * "(Sky questions why the Squid is bothering him when he's sick) You're more vulnerable!"
 * "This is squid abuse."
 * "Ow! OOW!! SQUID ABUSE!! (dies)"
 * "What has he done?!"
 * "I'm an apple."
 * "You can't tell me what I am. I have dreams. I have dreams! I can be whatever I wanna be!"
 * "Squid."
 * "(Sky is surprised he did a mod showcase without any squids appearing) Did you say my name?"
 * "What's that in your hand?"
 * "Where did all the water go?!"
 * "Hey. Hey. Hey."
 * "I'm stuck in the robot."
 * "Hey. Hey. How's it going? How's it going?"
 * "(Sky asks why the watermelon) Why not the watermelon?"
 * "You have something against watermelons, sir."
 * "I'm not a fish."
 * "I can do what I want! I can do what I want!"
 * "We are invisible."
 * "Can't tame me. Can't tame me. Can't tame me, yeah."
 * "I'm an ice cream sandwich."
 * "(Suffocates from lack of water for first time) Ow. Ow, what's happening?!"
 * "Can't get rid of me."
 * "(Sky asks where he keeps coming from) I-I just come- I'm around. I'm around."
 * "(Sees sky toss a squid into the air) You are kind of a d**che. You're a d**che. You're a d**che."
 * "(Sky reinacts Darth Vader by saying 'Luke, I am your father.') No your not."
 * "They'll be back tomorrow, anyway."

Trivia

 * Adam said on Twitter(6/17/15) after meeting Jerome and Lachlan in LA during E3 that he misses Mitch(BajanCanadian), f*ck the past and is coming for his booty.
 * At Minecon 2013, Sky shared a YouTubers panel with iHasCupquake (Tiffany), Antvenom (Taylor Harris), and CaptainSparklez (Jordan Maron).
 * During his panel at Minecon, Adam explained he got the nickname "Sky" from when he made his sister a RuneScape account called "Skythekid" and eventually stole it.
 * Adam can beatbox.
 * Adam has been to Oktoberfest once.
 * In a livestream he posted to YouTube, Adam has said he is adopted.
 * He has stated that life before starting YouTube was a depressing one. Not much is known about this depressive period other than his weight (which was around 304 pounds). However, he promised he will talk more about this in his "Draw My Life" video, which was said to be uploaded on his channel after reaching 10 million subscribers. Since then, it has become unknown whether he will upload it at any time.
 * He did, however, post a "Draw My Life" video on SkyDoesThings, but without drawing."
 * Adam used to have a dog named Budders, but he had to give him back because he bit people, even his fiancée, Alesa. They now have two other dogs, Milton (Otherwise known as Milton the Super Dog) and Bailey (Also known as Bailey the Wonder Dog).
 * Adam has come out as bisexual on Twitter (as of October 16, 2013), saying, "After all the gay things I've seen and poked fun at, Skylox, etc, I feel now is a great time to say publicly, I'm bisexual. Bring it, haters."
 * He appeared in Lady Gaga's music video "G.U.Y." as "Minecraft Gamer".
 * His most famous series is Cops n Robbers.
 * His sister was sent to a mental institution and he was sent to a school for special needs since he has the same surname as her.
 * His real father is an alcoholic man and his parents are bad and evil people, as stated in his livestream.
 * When Adam was 12, he once pooped in a forest during summer camp.
 * In Epic Jump Map: Tropical Adventure, Sky said that he loves anything tropical related.
 * Adam raised and has a pitbull named Rascal.
 * As of September 10, 2014, Sky has posted General Gaming videos on his channel. Reasoning stating in an update video, "It's a safe haven in case Minecraft is unavailable to record on"
 * As of January 1, 2015, Sky has been engaged to his now fiancée Alesa, as stated on his Instagram page.
 * Sky has directly stated in a tweet on Nov. 17 on Twitter: "Real Talk,if you're cutting yourself, stop. You'll regret it later trust me its dumb, there is a reason I wear long sleeves at conventions." This may be stating that he has scars from cutting during his state of depression.
 * Adam had a mental breakdown on Twitter, stating how he hates everybody is trying to get money off of him, how YouTube is mostly used for money, and how much he despises it. Reasons why this nervous breakdown had come to being is unknown, but it is clear now that he does not like entertainment solely for the purpose of money.
 * Adam announced on Twitter that he is going to be a father, on the February 1st 2015.
 * Adam once had a concussion after he fell down his stairs in his old house and hit his head off a wall.
 * According to LET'S TALK : TEAM CRAFTED on SkyDoesThings, he is proud of everyone who has grown because of the success everyone has made after the fall of Team Crafted. This means that everyone is in good spirits with each other.
 * In the same video above, the rumor that has Adam and Mitch (BajanCanadian) fighting is put to rest since he announced that they are still very good friends and that the rumors are not real.
 * Adam and Jin (JinBop) have been friends since elementary school.
 * Adam has recently started playing with people that he hasn't recorded in a while after Team Crafted, like Deadlox (Ty), MunchingBrotato (Tyler), and iHasCupquake (Tiffany).
 * "He appeared in the 2014 YouTube Rewind. He was reading newspaper in a train and was running in a Super Mario-like area with a flag.