Just opened it up tonight and saw this.. What does this mean?

This started about 4 years ago when I was 2 years old. My dad started to supplement me picture books and cartoons with wikitubia articles and tutorials on how to follow the manual of style. Over the course of these years I have retained absolutely nothing even though my dad has spent every waking minute trying to make me understand. He has done almost everything including having Kirkburn's speeches play while I am sleeping and only having Sannse on the TV to try and make me understand the wiki. Yesterday, he got to a breaking point when I couldn't differentiate between a semi protected page and a full protected page even though we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. My dad finally convinced my mom that they were doing the right thing when he said that I will soon be a Wendy's worker begging my wife's husband for a weekly allowance because I will never amount to be anything. He couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from editing wikitubia by the time he was 10. With all that said, if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at wiki editing, plz adopt me.

Mine probably are

Norris nuts

Sam and colby

Sturniolo triplets

Tara Yummy

Jake and Johnnie

What was your first impression of WesleyRourkeXCWE?

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Nisk00n*

Vincini (requested by another user)

UnauthorizedPerson*

Ye9*

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**Volunteering; requested in message wall

even the r/mrbeast moderation (either paid or just actual mrbeast employees) banned users from posting there