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BriZ
YouTuber Information
Profile	BriZ
Style	Commentary
Date joined	August 20, 2016
Twitter / X	@YouTube_BriZ
Instagram and Threads	@brizonyt
Other media	Discord server
Videos	150+
Schedule	Monthly
Status	Active
Associates	diesel patches • Pancho • sensitive soci3ty
Username
Personal information
Full name	Dylan Brislen
Nationality	American
Location	Massillon, Ohio, United States
Channel trailer
Meet The Female That's Worse Than Mini Ladd - Zoe Laverne
Most viewed video
That Vegan Teacher is Officially CANCELLED...
First video
Lil Pump Does Simple Math

Dylan Brislen (born: August 3, 2004 (2004-08-03)), better known online as BriZ, is an American commentary YouTuber.

Content

BriZ started out as a channel critiquing YouTube and YouTubers such as Alinity and Kwebbelkop. He then moved on to criticizing content he considered "cringe". He also regularly reacts to episodes of Dr. Phil, To Catch a Predator (abbreviated to 'TCAP' on his channel) and Hiho Kids, such as "Black woman is convinced she is white" and "Kids meet an actual gang member". His current style of content is mainly known for continuous rhymed roasts and mocking of the video's main subject.

Some people he has criticized INCLUDE Morgz, ImJayStation, Fedmyster, Katerino and Mini Ladd. His video on Mini Ladd resulted in him getting a strike from MiniLadd himself.

He also makes documentaries - his first one was on the Pyrocynical allegations.

Quotes

• "Holy dick and balls on the Niagara Falls!"
• "Both these girls look like cast members on Twilight"
• (French accent) "Ana-KEEN Sky-WALK-UH"
• "All jokes aside and all dicks for Katerino to ride..."
• "Shoutout to the people who go out to church and praise God"
• "Though I'm not sure you guys still do that because of the Coronavirus. Maybe you praise Jesus at Zoom calls, IDK"
• "They had me looking like a stunt double on Mission Impossible"
• "I hope your having a fantastic Kim K ass plastic day"
• "Helen Keller giving a TED Talk makes more sense than this message"
• "Is she wearing freaking spectacles upside down because those glasses are hanging on to her for dear life"
• "This plotline is worse than a 90's porno"
• "How do people look at burger and do anything but not want to eat it?"
• "She better not throw a Big Mac at her because if she does throw this perfectly juicy burger we're gonna have some problems"
• "Is it me or does this bitch look like Jeannette from Alvin and the Chipmunks"
• "If you got bullied by these inbred pieces of rotten garbage you deserve to be bullied"
• "Is she trying to have a tribal scream"
• "We all know him/her, we all wish we didn't."
• "Pastor Pancho is gonna deliver some heavy preaching real quick"
• "Yeah that's right. Sam-I-Am, Green Eggs and Ham, There-I-Am, bitch."
• "If a bunch of Discord mods were to meet up as a group, it will probably look like a battle scene out of Attack on Titan. I'll have to write my own ending like Eren Yeager up this bitch."
• "How poetic, this man just wrote his own ending like Eren Yeager, but it's also kind of fitting he looks like the fuckin' Beast Titan."
• "Welcome back ladies and ladies with dicks."
• "Lookin' ass mothafucka."
• "Gorilla glue? GORILLA GLUE!? NO! SCIENCE SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! Attention all staff. Code blue. Code blue. A bisexual Buzz Lightyear has gorilla glue. And Jamie, don't flush the toilet while I'm operating, damnit!"
• "Sometimes, I'd rather get kidnapped by HYDRA so that they can give me a Winter Soldier memory wipe."
• " EVERY MOTHERFUCKA KNOWS IT'S OLIVE GARDEN, THAT I'LL BE SUCKING THE BREAD STICKS FOR FREE! MOTHERFUCKIN' HIP HOP, BIBBLY BOP, BOB THE BUILDER!"
• (Impersonating a Karen) "YOU FUCKIN' ACCUSER! YOU FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF EATIN' MOSES ON TOP OF THE HOLY TRINITY OF THE SEVEN TAILED BEASTS, I WILL BE HOKAGE! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND MOTHAFUCKA!"
• "You look like Rango if he had down syndrome."
• "You know, I'd like to have this song played at my funeral. Not to make everyone feel sad or have a sense of remembrance, but to make everyone jealous that they're not the ones in that casket."
• "What the hell happened to his content? He be turned into Cocofelon."
• "Y'all ain't even stalkin' me right."
• "To you, all he/her/C-3PO, Megatron, oven shaped toaster bitches, I'm gonna roast you all equally."
• "You look like Russel from Up when he found out about Reddit and hentai right after the old man died."
• "I'mma politely ask you to shut the fuck up?"
• ""I look like Justin Bieber when he was younger!", talk about younger man, you just got that haircut last week. Turn off your phone and go to bed, you got school in the morning."

Trivia

• He hates Travis Scott.^{[citation needed]}
• He thinks Bella Poarch is hot.^{[citation needed]}

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