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diesel patches is an American YouTuber that focuses mainly on commentary videos. On March 17, 2019, diesel created his second channel, weasel batches, where he reviewed movies and television shows.

He was also a member of the channel podcst.


Initially, the channel uploaded "cringe" compilations of topics ranging from Weeaboos to Buzzfeed.

Over time, it slowly turned towards commentary videos, uploading his first commentary video on November 9, 2017, titled "Why Lele Pons is not funny". Diesel patches have criticized many YouTubers ranging from h3h3Productions for overusing his YouTube power to Morgz, showing his dislike for the channel's exaggerated fake videos, sexualization of underage female cast members, and ridiculous thumbnails.

Most notably, he has made multiple videos criticizing YouTubers such as Lele Pons and Lilly Singh for their lack of humor in their videos.

Some have deemed diesel patches’ style of criticism as insulting and promoting hate towards the subject of the videos. As a response, he has stated that people should not look at his videos like that. The videos criticizing others are him giving his opinion, not promoting hate. However, he also understood that viewers may enjoy the subject he was discussing.

After announcing that his channel had been demonetized due to containing compilation videos, he stated they would be deleted. They were deleted on January 18, 2019. After announcing his channel’s demonization, diesel patches started uploading videos to his newly created second channel, weasel batches. The channel focuses on him giving his thoughts and opinions on various movies and television shows, primarily comic book movies. On July 2, 2019, he announced that diesel patches had been remonetized.

On February 20, 2020, he announced that his Discord server had been deleted. As of gaining 1 million subscribers on February 22, 2021, he has decided to leave his main channel to focus on his second channel.

On September 30, 2021 he stated to YouTuber SunnyV2 that he had quit YouTube entirely.[1]

On December 21, 2022 after almost a year and a half since his last upload, diesel patches returned to YouTube in a video titled “update”. He has continued to upload since then.

weasel batches[]

His second channel, weasel batches, is dedicated to movie reviews. He favours older movies that are usually directed by Kubrick, Tarantino or Scorcese, and has seen many films from the 60s-early 2000s era.


Diesel patches had a channel in the past, where he make videos commenting, rating and reviewing various Japanese anime and manga. The channel was most popular for his reviews on Dragon Ball Super, Fairy Tail and Naruto, which was met with a fair share of criticism. In July 2018, the channel was terminated for copyright infringement.


He has collaborated with Scrubby, Optimus, Cyrus, sensitive soci3ty, READY TO GLARE, ABittofBrit amongst others. However, after Cyrus was outed as a groomer and abuser, Optimus and diesel disavowed him, though by then he had already ghosted them.[2][3]


  • "I'm a Latina."
  • "Wamen"
  • "Tana Mongoose"
  • "Acoustic McBroomstick"
  • "Tig ol' Bitties"
  • "Slay it queen"
  • "I'm sure you're gonna throw the Twin Towers in there."
  • "Cripplecock."
  • "Susan Wabbajack."
  • "Hello, my n-words."
  • *licks and slurps*
  • "I like all races, even the bad ones."
  • "All right everyone, let's get our racism on."
  • "Why would I want to vacuum for fun, that's a woman's job"
  • "I'll come save you. I do however, expect a kiss, at least."
  • "Sexy embryos!!!! *nuts*"
  • "Even babies know communism is stupid"
  • "I'm a greedy bitch. I will suck dick for a quarter"
  • ”Allah give me strength for I am not ready for this cringe”
  • "If I caught my kids doing the delivery dance in their room, I would DaddyOFive their little asses, like that's not okay."
  • "Nothing with to do with him being a horrible person I just straight up don't like gays"
  • "Even after all the drama Alex has caused I didn't wanna make a video on him, but then I recently learned that Alex is Bisexual and of course that's the only reason I'm even making a video on him because i'm extremely homophobic."
  • "why is everyone crying about a goddamn triangle"[4]

Personal life[]

He went to college. He is also lactose intolerant.

His height is around 6 feet according to the Q+A he did with Optimus, Scrubby, and Cyrus.

Channel milestones[]

Note: The following dates are according to Social Blade. Dates may vary by one or two days due to differences in time zones.

Subscriber milestones[]

diesel patches[]

  • 100,000 subscribers: October 14, 2018
  • 200,000 subscribers: January 23, 2019
  • 300,000 subscribers: November 23, 2019
  • 400,000 subscribers: March 26, 2020
  • 500,000 subscribers: June 25, 2020
  • 600,000 subscribers: August 2, 2020
  • 700,000 subscribers: September 5, 2020
  • 800,000 subscribers: October 18, 2020
  • 900,000 subscribers: December 28, 2020
  • 1 million subscribers: February 22, 2021

weasel batches[]

  • 100,000 subscribers: June 22, 2020
  • 200,000 subscribers: December 16, 2020

Video view milestones[]

  • 100 million video views: August 13, 2020


  • Apart from English, diesel patches also speaks some French.[5]
  • The profile pictures on both channels are faces of Percy the Small Engine, from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends. Both taken from the fifth series episode Baa!.
  • Diesel’s fans use the meme “the big gay” when referencing him. The meme was created by YouTuber - Umparumphsta -‘s first video “Diesel Patches Exposed 2018 OMFG”.
  • In a celebration video he stated that the channel name was created using an online name generator.
  • He is a fan of the anime/manga Berserk.
  • He was also active on the now-defunct Google+ where he would frequently get into debates with people.
  • He had a girlfriend that often joined him in his live streams.
  • He is an agnostic.
  • He addresses the former CEO of YouTube, Susan Wojcicki, as Susan "Wabbajack". He also calls her "Susan" in many videos and implies they are close friends.[7]
  • He is a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series and drops references to it in his videos, for example some of his video titles are "[name] is a ploopy".
  • In the "my friends :)))" section of his channel, he added Brie Larson.[8]