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Jacob Matthew "Jake" Christensen (born: December 28, 1994) better known online as NakeyJakey (formerly snakeboy299, also known as Jakey) is an American YouTuber and Musician. He is best known for talking about his love for the video games he grew up with while sitting on a gray exercise ball in front of a green screen.
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Games that should Bang[]
Games that should Bang is the first series to ever pop up on the NakeJakey YouTube channel. In this series Jacob discusses the major aspects of two different games and suggests the masterpiece that could be created if these aspects were to make a completely close-to-perfect new game. In the first video of this series Jakey suggests a game with the combined mechanics and gameplay of Grand Theft Auto V and Metal Gear Solid V.
If Movies were Games[]
In If Movies were Games, Jakey brings up how most video games that are based around movies (and vice versa) tend to have a lot of wasted potential, and so he talks about a film with a grasping storyline and uses this to sprout an idea for a video-game with very creative mechanics by noticing the smaller details within the films.
Rap Reviews[]
In this series, Jakey raps his opinions about a relevant game or gaming event. There are currently 11 episodes of this series, with the latest episode being uploaded on January 29th, 2017
Music[]
Romcom[]
Upon his return on December 21, 2021, Jakey announced an EP titled Romcom to be released in February 2022 alongside the release of the first single, "Pine Barrens". After some delays, the EP was released on November 18, 2022.
Tracklist[]
- DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE
- Like Totally Freak Me Out
- Every Day
- Survival Horror
- Pine Barrens
- Reeboks or the Nikes
- Tommy Hanks
- Fat Head
Dead Friends (unconfirmed)[]
Dead Friends is Jakey's supposed upcoming debut album which has consisted of singles since 2016. 6 out of the 13 tracks have been released. No release date or further details have been announced.
Tracklist (speculated)[]
- Cafeteria
- She's All That (Unreleased)
- Trailer Court (Unreleased)
- Cold Hands (Unreleased)
- Tom Hanks (Unreleased)
- Moby Dick
- Reeboks or the Nikes (Unreleased)
- Redemption (Unreleased)
- Saintlike
- South Dakota
- Please Insert Disc 2 (Unreleased)
- Medium
- Not Dead Yet
Many have called Jakey "The Next Joji" in reference to former YouTuber George "Joji" Miller, who left his large YouTube channel TVFilthyFrank to pursue a musical career. This is probably due to the Hip-Hop/R&B elements they both have in their music, and the fact that they both have large YouTube channels.
Jaquan the Jequel[]
This is the name of his second channel. The channel launched on January 25th, 2019 hand in hand with his "Disney Channel Original Movies " video. The name and icon of the channel are both derived from a joke in the Disney Channel Original Movies video, where he noticed a lot of the movies made up words in their titles, in this case, referencing Zenon: The Zequel. The channel itself also references the movie in the way it's laid out. The profile picture of the channel is of Proto Zoa (played by Phillip Rhys) from the Zenon movies and the name "Jaquan the Jequel" is a clear parody of the sequel's name. The channel was used for news about the gaming industry and the games and competition happening within it.
Trivia[]
- Jakey's star sign is a Capricorn, his birthstones are Blue Zircon and Tanzanite ,and his birth flower is Narcissus.
- Jakey's favorite games (in no particular order) are: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Mario 64, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Portal 2, Max Payne, Left 4 Dead 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Skate 2, Resident Evil 4, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and The Last of Us.
- Jacob is the youngest out of 8 kids.
- His biggest collab was his video where he asked Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Boyinaband, Nerd City, Gus Johnson and Eddy Burback what their favorite games were
- Jacob is 6'4", but his tinder bio says he's 3'11".
- He was the first guest in the Gus & Eddy Podcast.
- Jakey was included in videogamedunkey's satirical "Dunkey Clones" video.
- Twitch Streamer Pokimane has reacted to several of his videos live on stream.
- Before residing in NYC, Jakey lived in Los Angeles, California.
- Jacob was raised in South Dakota.
- Jacob grew up in a hotel owned by his parents.
Quotes[]
- Dog bless, dog piss!
- ARE YOU GONNA BE MY NEW MOM?
- ...Are that much more engrained, in our wacky gamer brains.
- Fuckin' sue me, I dare you. I have SPY GADGETS.
- Pigeon cum in the chat please.
- Don't eat glass cause it's bad for your teeth.
- Sophomores sophomores, yes we can. We're gonna go and kill a man.
- Bada boom bada bing, Peter Pan Steven King.
- Bada boom bada bing, save the thing, Mei-Ling.
- Bada boom bada bing, Dobby and Gollum have entered the ring.
- You can shoot him in the penis, I don't care, I'm a PlayStation 2.
- I really shouldn't be giving advice on this because I'm generally awful at this stuff, but let's do it anyway.
- Maybe I don't wanna wear any clothes at all!
- The order of operation is P.E.M.D.A.S. which as we know as adults stands for Please End My Damn Ass Shitass life.
- Oh, you wanna turn off your PS4? Gently place your finger on this Sony clitoris and wait for something to hopefully happen
- I'll bring the toaster if you bring the bathtub, you know what I'm sayin'?
- If you rob someone, then that- that means they have no money.
- Why do all the blue shells hit me in the ass?
- Pizza Hut helped shape the man I am today. Pizza Hut is me, I am Pizza Hut.
- That shit is still true. Sustained, overruled.
- One word. Gamers. Two words. Gamers Gamers. Three words. Gamers Gamers, Pro Gamers.
- Uhhh, I'm thinkin' Arby's.
- If you break the law, you break the jaw.
- First, we gotta look back to the days of the NES, SNES, and the GENESNES.
- Why did I ever think I could do something on my own? I'm a dumb baby. I'm just a dumb baby, gimme milk, I wanna fuckin' sleep and... Do shit, dude.
- I can smell crime with my sniffers.
- Cuz going fast is pretty ass... crazy... frog.
Gallery[]
References[]
- NakeyJakey's YouTube Summary. SocialBlade.
- Jakey - "Dead Friends". Genius.
- What was your favorite Jakey quote this year?. r/NakeyJakey - Reddit (December 27, 2018).