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―Big Lez | ||
The Big Lez Show was an Australian comedy series that ran from July 16, 2012 - January 26, 2019. It followed Lezly "Big Lez" Mackerel, his friend Sassy the Sasquatch, Mike Nolan and Ellis "Warning Guy" Warnington. It has 2 spinoffs, The Mike Nolan Show and Mike Nolan's Long Weekend.
Chronology[]
The Big Lez Show is preceeded by The Mike Nolan Show and is suceeded by Mke Nolan's Long Weekend.
The Mike Nolan Show[]
Mike Nolan is filming a Documentary and it starts off with him telling the viewers about himself and how he witnessed a UFO crash into the mountains, he also details how everyone once and a while he hits the Pokies and says he's figured out a way to cheat the system saying that you need to spin the Slot Machine every 3.5 seconds while doing $5 bets and that in seven rolls you'll get a jackpot. The next shot shows Nolan demonstrating how to get out of an RBT and he's shown arguing with a police officer and the next day he's seen with Crazy Steve, a colleague of his who is betted on by Nolan about wheter he could smoke an entire cigarette with one breath. The day after Nolan and the camera crew go see Donny and to have a smoke with Wayno, Scruffy and Sassy but are warned not to accept anything from Sassy unless they're prepared for it, just a Nolan is about to leave Clarence is appaeared and is berated by Donny saying that he scared Nolan off and Donny later apologises for Clarence and tells Nolan on how Clarence has a healing factor and to come over the next day and film them and Clarence. The next day; Donny and Mike go to Clarence's trailer and convince him to come outside before shooting him with a net launcher, when Clarence gets out of the net he's asked by Donny to set up the safety cones as he and Nolan are going to use him as target practice. Lez walks up to Donny from behing the bushes wondering what the commotion was as he assumed there was a fight going on, Nolan introduces himself to Lez; revealing that the show is actually a prequel to The Big Lez Show and the three shoot Clarence for the remainder of the episode.
The Big Lez Show Season 1[]
The Big Lez Show starts with Lez sitting on his front lawn with Sassy, they watch Lez's brother Norton Sparkles plant flowers while Lez berates him claiming that Norton "Couldn't even grow a d*ck if he tried". Norton then runs into his house while cursing at Lez, he then gets up and trashes Norton's flowers and a whie later, Norton calls Lez saying that he has CCTV footage of Lez trashing his flowers and that he has called the police, Norton yells out that he'll have his revenge but gets called a sook by Lez. The next day, Lez is in the Lounge Room watching TV with his son Quinton, Lez gets a call from Sassy asking if Lez wants to join him, Wayno and Donny The Dealer at the Volcano Bong. He obliges and Sassy asks Lez what he's doing and he responds that "Quinton is giving him sh*t", Quinton then curses at his father but is then angrily yelled at. A brief clip of Lez at the Volcano Bong is shown and after Lez returns home, he gets a knock on the door from the mailman Clarence that there's poop in his Mailbox. Lez runs outside to inspect the mess but gets his hand smothered in poop, Norton is seen snickering at Lez and it's revealed that Norton was the one that defecated in Lez's mailbox. Lez swears revenge on Norton and tells Clarence to f*ck off after he asks who Norton is.
The next day, Lez calls his good friend and local tradie Mike Nolan to get his mailbox replaced, Lez and Mike start a conversation with Sassy who is seen consuming Cocaine. After Mike installs the new Mailbox, Lez throws the old one at Norton's window saying "F**kin teach him to sh*t in my mailbox". At 12AM, Quinton is woken up by Lez saying that it's Fathers Day and he requires presents; after hurrying Quinton, Lez is given a Bobblehead of himself and he then explains to Quinton that he hates 3 things in this world which are Norton, Cats and Bobbleheads. Quinton leaves the room and Lez reveals that he actually does like Bobblehead and puts it on his bedside desk.
Later that day, Quinton and Lez both go to the beach where Quinton says he has a fear of the ocean; Lez reassures Quinton that there's nothing to be scared of in the ocean and proceeds to ride a wave. Quinton paddles out only to be knocked off his board by a wave; a Great White Shark is seen which causes a man in a nearby lighthouse to frantically warn others about the shark. That man was Ellis Warnington who then grabs a knife and stabs the shark, Lez and Quinton proceed to leave the beach early. A police officer later arrives saying that he's received reports from Norton that he's been terrorising his premises. Lez blames the terrorising on local teenagers and for the rest of the day, he and the police officer throw golf balls at Norton's window. The next day, Lez finds out that Norton defecated in his mailbox again which causes him to go and confront Norton by punching him in the face, Lez throws Norton out his window and they begin to fight each other with Norton then kicking Lez into his garage; Lez then gets in his car and hits Norton with it. Norton and Lez begin choking each other before Quinton comes out and yells at them both to stop, Lez claims that Norton betrayed him and they separate and go back to their houses. Quinton asks what Lez meant by saying that Norton betrayed him causing Lez to explain.
Lez's Backstory[]
Lez was born Lezley Mackerel in 1599 in Horizon's End City, Kingdom Come. Kingdom Come was a faraway planet where Lez and Norton were born and were supposed to become princes of the planet while their father, King Laranox was in charge of the planet. On the night they were going to become Princes, they went out partying and drinking; Lez says that Norton spiked his drink that night but unbeknownst to Norton, Lez had done the same thing. The next morning they were woken up by King Laranox to see the planet in ruins and they were both banished to Earth before Kingdom Come exploded. A few centuries after in 2000, Quinton appeared on Lez's doorstep; at first Lez ignored the baby but then adopted Quinton after thinking about the child support money.
Choomah Island I[]
Lez and Quiton are sitting in the kitchen when Lez reveals that Nolan has been missing for 2 weeks and Quinton suggests that it could be one of those yellow things that he's been seeing around. Sassy shows up at Lez's house with the normal greeting but a red object catches Lez's eye. Lez asks Sassy why there's a plane outside his house and Sassy says that he and Donny found it parked outside Coles, Sassy offers to take Lez around the Pacific Ocean and Lez agrees. While flying, Lez spots an island out of nowhere and questions Sassy if they have enough petrol to get back to Queensland, Sassy assures Lez that they'll be fine unless Donny snorted all of the petrol since he's the pilot; an argument between Donny and Sassy ensue before a Choomah jumps on the plane, causing it to crash on the island. Lez wakes up hours later unharmed and builds a campfire and hut to get through the night; later that night Lez hears a rustling sound through the bushes and after wandering through them, he finds Sassy and Donny smoking weed and playing Music. Lez yells at them both about why they didn't look for him but they both bolt off after they are spotted by a Choomah, Lez runs off screaming and takes shelter in a crashed plane and finds the half dead pilot inside. The pilot vomits and begins screaming before his neck is broken by a Choomah and is further slammed into the ground. Lez gets cornered by the Choomah but it's head gets blown off by Nolan with a shotgun.
They both get to higher ground where Lez exclaims that he needs a Gun, ammunition and a cigarette. While waiting, Lez watches Nolan smoke but notices that he isn't exhaling the Nicotine smoke and he questions Mike about it saying that Mike will die faster if he doesn't exhale the Nicotine smoke which Mike compares to drinking a soft drink and spitting it back out. A Choomah then attacks Lez but gets it's face ripped off and is repeatedly punched when another Choomah appears and is killed via Lez with a shotgun. Lez kills 3 more Choomahs before a Choomah with a stinger introduces himself as Bumble Brutus. Brutus has questions for Lez, asking how 6 Kingdom Comeians survived the planet blowing up; Lez doesn't believe that Brutus is telling the truth so he shoots him in the eye and stings Brutus with his own tail. Lez is then surrounded by a horde of Choomahs and he runs to the beach to see Sassy, Donny, Nolan and Clarence yelling at him to get on the boat; Clarence asks why Lez is here but gets pushed to the ground by him and he gets stranded on the island while Lez, Donny, Sassy and Nolan escape. Lez asks Nolan if he would like to join a project of his and Season 1 ends.
The Big Lez Show Season 2[]
It turns out that the project that Lez was working on turns out to be a UFO that he started building in his gargage. Him and Nolan need the money and fuel to get the UFO going. While still in bed Lez is offered a wake-up food by Sassy that will supposedly get him through the day. It's a Trippa Snippa and when questioned about the name, Sassy says it's called a Trippa Snippa because it causesa drug trip and snips you from reality while you hear the sound of a whipper snipper in the back of your head. Lez asks Sassy what's in the Trippa Snippa and he replies saying it contains Speedballs, Cannabis, Heroin, Cocaine, Hallucinogenic Mushrooms, Pine O Clean, Petrol, Battery Acid, Acid, Sage, Meth, Herbs and Spices, Lettuce and Tomatoes, Vodka sauce, Bam and the Dirt is Gone, Ajax Spray and Wipe, Chicken and cheese which is all wrapped in a Tortilla, Lez begins profusely sweating and bleeding from his nose, before he starts to hallucinate about Choomahs, King Laranox, Norton, Quinton and Sassy. Lez is woken up by a Choomah screaming and hears Sassy ask if he's alright and that "it's just drugs" before Lez starts screaming and passes out. Lez wakes up 11 days later and says to Sassy "It's only Monday and you've already f**ked me up" Which Sassy replies saying that it's Thursday next week and offers to cook him something. The night after, Lez and Nolan hit the Pokies where Lez manages to win the 100,000,000 AUD Jackpot and exclaims that he can pay off the bills and the cost of the UFO. The next day is Norton's birthday and Lez comes to find that everyone but him was given an invitation including Sassy, Nolan and Clarence. Lez later sneaks into Norton's house and brutally assaults him after finding out Norton is responsible for the Choomahs but not before defecating on Norton's cake, Lez is then arrested and sentenced to life in prison for assault and battery and murdering a sack of kittens. Sassy is then seen being interviewed by a Policeman, Sassy says that he was in the car with Scruffy, Donny, Wayno and Owly going to a theme park when Scruffy said that he forgot his shoes since he thought they were going to the waterpark and the next day when Scruffy brings his shoes; Sassy tells him that he doesn't need shoes for the Waterpark and so Scruffy throws them out the window which hit the windshield of the Policeman interviewing Sassy. After being pulled over, Sassy admits to being under the influence of drugs while driving, not having a vehicle registration and melting Hungry Jack's toys and inhaling them; Sassy, Scruffy, Wayno and Owly are all arrested after Sassy was caught with every drug on the planet and a firearm which led to the present day of Lez and Sassy both in Prison. Lez and Sassy then meet up with Sergio Warnington, Warning Guy's cousin and Clarence; where they're informed that there's been a Choomah outbreak in the city by Clarence after Sergio saw a picture of a Choomah on a hunting website.
Lez becomes enraged at Clarence due to the fact that he wasn't warned about the outbreak and Clarence replies saying that he did tell Lez outside a bar called Neverland and that Lez can't remember since he got drunk and had a hangover. Sassy suggests using the flashback drug to get Lez to remember which Lez replies saying that he doesn't need drugs, Sassy ignores that and sticks the drug filled syringe into Lez's arm. A flashback shows that Lez attended the Neverland bar and was served a drink by Sassy who at the time was the bartender, Clarence is shown attempting to get in the bar but is denied entry by the bouncer. It turns out the drink Sassy served to Lez contained Vodka, Scotch, Coca-Cola, 2 shots of 3 year old Petrol, Heroin Dust, Mushrooms, Dissolved Acid Strips and Lemon was toxic to humans and a result, Lez asks Sassy what's going to happen to him and he explains that Lez will feel a burning sensation in his heart, lungs, brain, kidneys, liver, bottom of the feet, eyes, he'll begin to bleed from his nose and ears and he'll begin to see everything in the form of anime. After throwing up and almost getting into a fight, Lez approaches Sassy and questions him on why he has so many drugs on him and how he hasn't overdosed yet? Which Sassy responds saying that drugs are actually good for Saquatches and Lez yells at Sassy saying that drugs are basically poison to humans; Sassy tells Lez to calm down and offers him a glass of water which he accepts, Lez then wakes up on the top of Q1 in Surfers Paradise in the Scooby-Doo ride from Season 1.
Lez now remembers and Sergio asks for Lez's help in wiping out and finding the source of the Choomah Outbreak. Sergio, Lez, Sassy, Owly and Scruffy break out of Prison and head to the Volcano Bong along with Warning Guy to the newly fixed UFO, while attempting to start the UFO some of Sassy's Trippa Snippa juice drips into the engine and powers the UFO. The gang then start up the UFO and drive off to a destroyed planet where Warning Guy explains how that Kingdom Come and Lez complains how it took 2 seasons just to see a destroyed Kingdom Come and he asks to go home. The UFO starts to run out of fuel and due to Sassy being unable to cook another Trippa Snippa; Lez announces that they'll have to go into Hyperspace to get home and once they get to Australia, A choomah jumps on the windshield and begins destroying the engine, causing Lez to shoot at it and the UFO to come crashing down to earth.
Attack of the Choomahs[]
Lez wakes up dazed and confused as he sees the city of Brown Town in being overrun by Choomahs, A choomah is seen leaning over Lez but is shot with a harpoon gun by Warning Guy before Lez is picked up by a winged choomah and is flown to the top of a skyscraper where he meets Cecil the Sasquatch who started the attack on Brown Town to avenge Bumble Brutus from Choomah Island I. Lez recognises Cecil as "that thing in the picture at Norton's house" and Cecil reveals that he's the owner of Choomah Island and that he knows caused the destruction of Kingdom Come. He says to Lez that King Laranox was responsible for Kingdom Come, Lez says he'll then go and kill King Laranox and Cecil questions him on why he wanted to go back to Kingdom Come in the first place which Lez says is because of Nunya, Nunya business. Lez then snickers at Cecil's name and when Lez says his name to Cecil, he laughs saying that Lezley is gayer name than Cecil; causing Lez to punch Cecil in the face and spit on him proclaming that "Lezly is a sick c**t name". A helicopter flies by telling everyone to get out of the city which catches the attention of a choomah horde which begin to attack Warning Guy, Lez stares off into the distance and jokingly asks Cecil if he's ready to boogie to the disco which causes Cecil to get up and throw Lez off of the building. Lez is saved after he lands on a winged choomah and tackles Cecil off the building through several floors and the sewerage system while Sergio, Scruffy, Donny, Wayno, Owly and Sassy massacre the Choomahs above ground with Sassy serving Trippa Snippa's to Choomahs and Scruffy, Donny, Wayno, Owly and Sergio shoot them and use explosives. After Lez regains consciousness, he exits the sewers and ascends the skyscraper and runs into Sassy and everyone else in the process before going to the top floor and confronting Cecil. Lez corners Cecil and teases him saying that there's no where for him to go; to which Cecil replies saying that he does have somewhere to go and that he's next in line. After Lez questions Cecil about what he's next in line to, King Laranox appears and says that Cecil is next in line to the throne of Kingdom Come; which Lez disagrees with and promptly yells that the kingdom is his and King Laranox replies yelling back saying that the Kingdom isn't and never will be Lez's and they both fly off. Lez screams into the distance in a fit of rage and spots Clarence on top of a radio tower. sucessfully making peace with the remaining Choomahs, Nolan comes in with a helicopter saying that he was at the Volcano Bong put passed out and that he rembered to go and get them all. After everyone gets back to Brown Town, Lez goes to Nortons house and claims he's from the child protective service; Norton opens the door looking confused, only for Lez to then punch him in the face and take Quinton back to his house where he tells Quinton that he finally got him an Xbox. Sassy and Lez sit outside on the frontyard and muse about how Season 2 is over, Lez says that now the real story and that things can begin to make sense but Sassy says to Lez that it doesn't matter if the story makes sense or not and Lez agrees. The Season ends with a postman waving at a woman watering her flowers but the postman is revealed to be a Choomah.
The Big Lez Show Season 3[]
Lez is seen sitting in his signature lawn chair making crow sounds and then screams scaring the birds off. Quinton comes out of the house asking Lez if he got any games for the Xbox 360 he was given, Lez visibly confused says that he thought there were games already installed on it which Quinton replies saying that they need to be bought separately and that they cost $70. Lez says that for 70 dollars he could afford a pack of cigarettes, hot dogs, his friends over to have a great night and girls, to which Quinton replies "You don't have any b**ches Lez" and Lez replies to Quinton saying "Well you dont' have any games on your Gamebox". Lez then sees Sassy, Donny, Wayno, Scruffy and Owly all trying to set up a satellite dish called the Gamma Max 2063 V2.0 Platinum Edition on Sassy's roof. After the dish is set up, it's fired at Sassy and he describes the experience as a one way ticket to astral plane but you get two tickets. Clarence walks by doing the mail and is grabbed by Sassy and satellite dish if fired at him. The next episode is an advertisement for Mike Nolan's councilman campaign where he explains that he dropped out of School in Year 2 to become a tradesman and that he can perform any job that requires a hi vis shirt to be worn. The day after, Clarence goes to Donny's shop to buy a $1 lottery ticket which Donny insists costs $50; Clarence gets 3 mandarins on his ticket, meaning he won $1,000,000 but the ticket ends up flying away and gets into the hands of Sassy; who rolls the ticket up and smokes it. Lez and Sassy later go to the cinemas having eaten hash cookies when Lez complains that he should've bought popcorn and Sassy replies laughing saying that he really should have bought popcoin, Lez question Sassy on pronunciation on the word popcorn and fails miserably trying to correct Sassy's pronunciation; Donny calls Lez frantically asking if he had already eaten the hash cookies which Lez replies saying that he and Sassy have already eaten them and asks if something is wrong. Donny explains that they were given Wayno's Heroine cookies which are different from heroin cookies, Lez proceedes to start hallucinating about Norton, Warning Guy and Choomahs, he then spots Sassy on a mountain top complementing the view up from the mountain and suggests Lez should try and climb up; Sassy the yells to Lez to look out for the Choomahs and Lez gets attacked by one before waking up in a sweat explaining to Sassy how he was in the most incredible place and that it was scary at first but it got better in the end. In the morning, Quinton asks Lez what he plans on doing with the money he won from the Pokies and Lez replies saying that what he does with his money isn't Quintons business. Quinton says that he was wondering because he found a receipt docket for Glendale that cost $60 before Lez frantically snatches the receipt from Quinton, later that night, Quinton hears Lez yelling from the basement and when he goes to inspect; he's angrily chased out of the basement by Lez who yells at Quinton if he could see the sign that says out of bounds and that he'll kill Quinton the next time he sees him down there. The next morning, Sassy and the gang are in Lez's storage room smoking; when Quinton comes in asking them why they're in Lez's storage room and Sassy says that they're all waiting for him to come back so he can smoke with them, Clarence is seen speaking to Lez, saying that they have to go back to Choomah Island to destroy the hive in the center and how there have been multiple sightings of Choomahs in the city which Lez says that the people who reported the sightings were probably the same people who claim they've seen bigfoot. Quinton gets offered a cigarette called Yoweed by Sassy, since it was grown by the yowies. After smoking the cigarette, Quinton asks if his heart beating fast is normal to which Donny replies asking "Is it?" and they're then walked in on by Lez. Quinton says he's sorry for smoking the cigarette and that the sasquatches made him and Lez replies saying that he was worried that Quinton wasn't going to start smoking soon and that it's time he become a real man. The next day, Lez is seen sitting on his lawn waiting for Norton to come out of his house, Sassy asks him what he's doing and Lez says that he's going to get some answers from Norton about Choomah Island. Norton comes out of his house and begins to be called names by Lez, Norton says under his breath "God I hate this f**king town" which causes Lez to approach him and ask how his day was. Norton tells Lez to f*ck off since he has a restraining order against him and that Lez will go to prison even if he lays a finger on him. Lez sarcastically asks if Norton will take him to prison and Norton replies saying that Lez went to prison because he brutally bashed him and defecated on his birthday cake, which Lez denies happening. Lez then tells Norton that he wants him to admit that he's a piece of sh*t and in response, Norton slaps Lez in the face saying that it was for when Lez punshed him in the face and took Quinton off of him; Lez grins wildly telling Norton that he's signed in ink, his death wish. Norton says to Lez that he can't hit him back as the restraining order is in effect but Lez throws Norton to the ground claiming it was in self defense. He then stuffs Nortons face into a group of Bindi Weeds and demands to know about Choomah Island and who Norton is working with. After Lez is given answers, he threatens Norton saying that if he finds out he's working with King Laranox, he'll find and kill Norton. Later that night, Lez reveals the secret he's been hiding to Nolan, Sassy and Donny; a giant city diorama called Glenworld, which is made to replicate real life as the street lights turn on and Lez makes two of the Glen's have a conversation; Sassy and Donny then question Lez on why he hasn't gone on any skits adventures lately and Lez says "Well maybe I don't want to f**king do that sh*t and just play with Glenworld, I'm like Shrek since he only saved the princess and slayed the dragon to get his swamp back and when he got his swamp he could finally relax; that's like me, I just finished Glenworld and now I get to play with it, end of story" to which Nolan and Donny remind Lez that they made more Shrek movies after that. Lez says that he's had is fun, they went to Kingdom Come and they fought the Choomahs and that Lez wants to get on with his life since he's gettin too old for the job. Sassy asks Lez to guess how old he is and Lez says that he doesn't know, Sassy says that he's older than Lez and he's still going on skits adventures and Lez reconsiders whether he's going to retire or not, he reaches a compromise saying that everyone should go back to Choomah Island next weekend.
Clarence's Backstory[]
In Episode 9, it's revealed that back on Kingdom Come, Clarence used to be a hotshot doctor and Nobel laureate by the name of Dr. Clarence Claymore and that he was working on the Choomahs. After adding his own blood to the formula and attending a staff party, he was informed by Glen that he walked past Clarence's office and that it smelt like sh*t in there and he heard screaming. Clarence ran back to his office to find the formula tipped over and when he went to inspect it, he was caught in an explosion which made him who he is today. He was put in an escape pod by the disgusted scientists; along with his research and was sent to Earth where he discovered he had a healing factor after breaking a bone in the crash. He wandered around and found Sassy and Donny playing chess and having an argument over whether pawns are called prawns or pawns, Donny tells Sassy to Google the answer to which Sassy replies saying that Google hasn't come out yet. Sassy greets Clarence and they all huddle around a campfire and Clarence details how he came from Kingdom Come and that he had a formula but dropped it down a hole. Clarence then tells Lez that the formula spread like wildfire beneath the island and the formula then evolved into the Choomahs and that they'll have to go back to Choomah Island. Donny appears telling Clarence that the carpet im the shop needs vacuuming and Clarence runs off to the shop since he works for him, Donny then asks Lez if the next episode will be Choomah Island 2 which he confirms and also says that the people who'll be whinging about the wait for the next choomah island should learn to be patient.
Choomah Island II[]
Lez is seen psyching himself up for the mission by asking himself who he is and yelling how he's Big Lez, he punches a mirror which wakes Quinton up and Lez tells him that he's going on a mission with the boys and tells Quinton to keep guard of the house. Lez, Donny, Sassy, Wayno, Scruffy, Owly, Nolan and Clarence meet up at the docks to see the new plane Nolan and Donny found and fixed up to be able to fly to Choomah Island. Lez makes some small talk and Sassy complains saying that he thought they were just going camping, Donny says that Sassy was there when Lez explained everything to which Sassy disagrees; Lez asks who's flying to which Wayno says that Sergio and Warning Guy are the pilots and they're both seen arguing over whether they should have a joint before flying and Sergio says to Ellis that if he wants a smoke he can ask and Warning Guy obliges. Before taking off Donny says that rubbish is their fuel source and they use the leftovers to make Stinging Rogers: the last part of a cigarette that burns your fingers. Donny remarks how they had fun and to see the viewer in the next episode and a fake ending screen is shown.
Everyone then laughs complementing the joke Donny pulled and the plane takes off. Lez remarks excitedly on the plane that he's pumped up to shoot some Choomahs and tells the group to imagine them as their worst enemy and he says he'll be imagining them as Norton. Nolan asks Lez if he hates Norton's guts and Lez replies saying Norton makes his blood boil, Sassy asks why Lez hates Norton and he says it's because Norton is such a gay c*nt. Donny clarifies with Lez if he has a problem with gay people to which Lez replies saying he doesn't and that love is love and that Norton isn't gay. Everyone visibly confused asks Lez if Norton isn't gay then how is he a gay c*nt and Lez says he just is and how Norton has done worse things than the worst human being alive, he's stopping the human evolution and Norton is living on their street. Lez makes one final remark about Norton before everyone except Clarence are handed bucket hats and they jump off the plane and parachute down to Choomah Island. Once everyone lands, Lez suggests that the group go North up the island and before taking off; Sassy gives Lez a cigarette and asks Lez to smoke it whenever he feels lost and he will be found and once you go through the door, you can never go back. A supply crate is parachute down and everyone receivs their weapons with Wayno getting a Blunderbuss, Donny getting a Hunting Rifle, Nolan a Revolver, Lez a shotgun and Scruffy a Glove Gun; Clarence corrects Lez when they head off saying that the Choomah hive is on the west of the island and Lez rebutts telling Clarence that if he speaks one more time, he'll push Clarence down into the Choomah hive. Donny spots a group of Blue Meanie psychedelic mushrooms that Donny says hightens the sense and that everyone needs to take some for the next 6 hours; Lez for the first time agrees to go on a drug trip and the group begin their 6 hour drug trip.
Donny calls out to Sassy, who replies saying that he's in the sun, Lez and Nolan are seen lying under a tree and Nolan recounts a dream he had to Lez; where he was at a barbeque with Lez and Sassy but he woke up from the dream and found that Lez and Sassy were actually in his subconscious the whole time. Owly, Wayno and Scruffy stare at a tree and Wayno remarks how the tree is moving or almost growing in a timelapse fashion and he explains to a confused Scruffy that they and the tree have two completely different perceptions of time and that to them the tree is movng really slowly but to the tree it's moving extremely fast and its roots look like tentacle arms squirming around. Sassy tells Donny to check out his hat as it's alive and the hat asks Donny how he's going and he replies asking the hat how he is. Each group are seen discussing with one another before the sun begins to set. The group lie down in a circle and Sassy remembers that they're on Choomah Island so the group set up their tents for the night, Lez having wandered off; encouters and kills a Choomah and then runs off in a panic before he attempts to sneak up on another Choomah but is spotted and is pinned to a tree and escapes after he stabs the Choomah in the eye with a tree branch. Warning Guy and Sergio attempt to finally land the plane but are attacked by a pair of Choomahs and the plane crashes. Nolan spots the explosion and asks Sassy if he heard it aswell and Sassy says that he did but he and Nolan don't know how to help. Lez, after feeling lost, decides to smoke the cigarette and then goes on a self discovery trip where he finds out that the entirety of season 1-3 were animated in Microsoft Paint as he witnesses himself and the world around him being animated and coloured in. A hill is coloured in and Lez spots Sassy on top of it playing the guitar, he approaches Sassy and Lez is asked why he ran off into the bushes and Lez replies saying that he saw a light in the bushes and followed it, Lez sits down with Sassy who explains that everyone and everything is from Microsoft Paint and that Lez and him are inside and outside of MS Paint at the same time. Sassy creates a new Paint document and asks Lez to draw something and he draws him shooting Norton, saying that Norton is a splinter in his side and he hates the feeling of Norton being alive and walking out on the streets; Sassy explains to Lez that if he kills Norton, it come back to bite him as it's the nature of the universe. Lez rebutts but is interrupted by Sassy asking him how he would feel without Norton and Lez says that he'd be happy and free from Norton and Sassy then asks Lez what he truly wants and he says it's to be in a world where he's happy and free of Norton; Sassy tells Lez that his solution is to do good things and good things will happen to him and he asks Lez what the first thing someone does in the morning and he tells Lez to wake up.
Lez's pupils dilate and he stares off in amazement and shock before yelling "F*CK YEAH" into the night. Warning Guy and Sergio emerge from the wreckage and split up to search for Lez and the group, Donny wakes up and finds the campsite infested with Choomahs and Clarence tells everyone to be quiet as Choomahs can smell the soundwaves when they speak. Lez finally finds Norton and yells "NORTON, I TOLD YOU IF I F**KIN FIND YOU AGAIN I'D F**KIN KILL YOU" and begins firing at Norton as he takes cover in the bushes, Nolan becomes fed up and shoots a Choomah which attracts the attention of the rest of the Choomahs. Lez begins sadistically and vindictively hunting down Norton and is alerted to his presence after Norton's phone goes off. Norton gets cornered at the edge of a cliff and tells Lez that he can't shoot him and Lez realises is gun is out of bullets, Norton grins wildy and laughs saying that no one's dying today but Lez tells Norton not to be so sure about it. Nolan shoots at a Choomah who begins strangling him but is saved last minute by Wayno after he shoots it with his Blunderbuss and another Choomah comes flying but is shot down by Donny having taken LSD. Lez asks Norton if he has any last words and Norton insists that Lez won't kill him but Lez replies saying that it's just how Norton's story ends but Norton continues insisting that Lez won't kill him because he has answers.
He reveals that he has been working with King Laranox but it's ok because they have an awesome plan that they want Lez to be apart of, Lez threatens Norton to choose his next words wisely and Norton explains that back on Kingdom Come, a scientest was hired by King Laranox to create a formula to make Super Soldiers but the formula was sabotaged and the Choomahs were created, the next day was a massacre; with the entire planet having been killed by the Choomah outbreak, Kingdom Come imploded on itself the day after Lez and Norton were banished. Lez asks Norton why he's on the island and Norton says that he and King Laranox plan on collecting all of the Choomahs and when asked why, Norton says that the Choomahs are going to be used a weapon, against which is Classified but Lez demands that Norton tell him or he'll kill him and Norton says that he doesn't actually know since he's only running errands for King Laranox, Sergio and Warning Guy regroup and discuss whether to find Lez or the group first and they agree on Lez before a small grey Choomah is spotted and it calls on Cecil. Sergio jokingly calls Cecil "Kang Kung" and says he'll have Chicken Nuggets before stepping out of the way for Ellis, who threatens Cecil saying that if he comes any closer he'll be made into haggis.
Cecil laughs and says Warning Guy is just a fisherman and Warning Guy screams at Cecil saying he wrestled the Kraken with his bare hands, Lez yells at Norton saying to not play stupid and he asks what the cyborgs were about, to which Norton replies saying that he was tasked with taking photos of the Policeman of Browntown, so doubles could be made that are easier to control and handle. Lez questions Norton on what he's planning on doing with them and he says that Lez will find out if he joins him and King Laranox and that they can be best friends and how King Laranox is actually a nice guy once you get to know him but Lez declines the offer saying that he'll become what Norton is if he makes all the wrong descions, a F**kwit. Lez become restless and asks Norton if he wants to go feet or head first into the rocks and Norton says one last time to join them and they can be a family, all while Norton is seen pulling out a knife from his back pocket. Warning Guy lands a few punches but is then put in a chokehold by Cecil and is thrown to the groud before he drops a bombshell, Ellis is actually a Kingdome Comeian and goes Super Saiyan on Cecil and a Dragon Ball Z-esque fight that ends with Warning Guy stabbing Cecil in the shoulder and then slitting his throat. Norton approaches Lez slowly while thanking him for coming around and he goes in to hug Lez before he quite literally attempts to stab Lez in the back, Lez stares at Norton blankly before shooting him in the stomach with his own pink revolver. Norton reels in pain and says F*ck you to Lez before being shot a further 4 times in the stomach, once in the arm and once in the chest; Lez sardonically says to Norton "Night, Night" before shooting Norton in the head.
The rest of the group are fending off Choomahs while Sassy is sat down cooking a Trippa Snippa, which explodes and kills the Choomahs in the surrounding area; A helicopter is seen and it lands with Daednu, the body Lez saw being maimed by a Choomah as the pilot, yelling for everyone to get in. Nolan confronts the final Choomah while everyone yells that it isn't worth it and Nolan yells at the Choomah to swing first, which it does and gets shot in the head by Nolan before he gets into the Helicopter. Sergio and Warning Guy find Lez and ask him what happened and Lez replies saying it was self defense, Sergio asks if the body belongs to Norton and Lez confirms it saying he killed the f*ck out of him, Lez suggests taking Norton's spaceship to get off the island and farewells Norton saying "As for you, you'll be sleeping with the fishes" and he kicks Norton off the cliff and his body gets imapled on the Stalagmites below.
Clarence asks Daednu if he can hover over the west of the island where the hive is and Daednu replies yelling that he doesn't even know where he is or who he is. They hover over the west of the island and right before Clarence drops the induction stove into the hole, a Choomah jumps out and latches onto Clarence. Sassy grabs Clarence's finger which falls off, sending Clarence plummeting into the hole. Lez clears the gay sh*t off Norton's dashboard and he starts up the UFO, which he plans on keeping and doing it up; they get into the air and Sassy asks where he got the spaceship from, and Lez says he got from Norton who he killed. Donny says that they have to get off of the island and right as he finishes his sentence, the island rises to reveal that Choomah Island is just one humongous, ancient Choomah. Daednu yells "OH SH*T, I FORGOT TO PUT THE CORSET ON THE CLOTHESLINE" and attempts suicide by jumping out of the Helicopter and into the sea before getting clapped by Choomah Island. Clarence regains consciousness and finds Choomah Islands heart but before he can attack it he's stopped and repeatedly punched by a Choomah. Lez begins shooting at Choomah Island and the UFO is thrown off into the distance but Lez latches on to Choomah Island's arm and continues shooting at it. Clarence is thrown into the heart and makes a final attempt to kill Choomah Island by lighting the stove and wishing the lord to spare his friends' souls. The explosion lines up with Lez shooting at Choomah Island and the island blows up while the rest of the gang watch in astonishment at the explosion and Lez swimming back to shore while yelling "F*ck yeah!". Lez describes what happened and the group congratulate Lez before he mentions how he discovered that they're all in some sort of Matrix.
To Lez's shock, everyone else knows that they're cartoon characters in The Big Lez Show and they assumed Lez knew since he was breaking the fourth wall all of the time; Lez asks where the UFO is and he sees Warning Guy and Sergio at the lighthouse and Ellis agrees to bring the UFO down tommorow morning. Sassy ponders to Lez about what an adventure they had and he asks him about Norton. Lez describes how Norton went into shank him but he shot him in the stomach in self-defense and emptied the clip on him. Sassy says that he shoudn't've killed Norton and Lez becomes enrages asking why not, Sassy explains that if Lez had shot Norton once; he would have passed out, come home and then two weeks later get bitten by a Brown Snake and die from the bite. Lez accepts it and calmly says that loads of skits karma is going to happen to him and that he'll cross that bridge once he gets to it. He also says that King Laranox is his next target since he found out that he was working with Norton. Sassy asks what will happen and Lez says whatever comes next and Sassy says that until then they'll just be f**kin heroine injecting, coke snorting, crack injecting f**kin c*nts! and Season 3 ends.
The Big Lez Show Season 4[]
Lez is seen wanderig through the desert in a cloak and stops at a pub to get a drink. He apologises to the man next to him asking if it was his drink but the man says to Lez to not worry about it, as the drink was always meant to be for Lez. The man introduces himself as Taipan Pete and he asks Lez what he's doing, Lez says he's on a skits mission to go the north of Queensland to catch a train and he asks Taipan Pete when the train will be leaving which he responds saying it leaves later that afternoon, meaning that there's a 7 hour wait for the train. Lez continues his story and details how he was renting out Norton's house when Nolan pulles up and they began to have a conversation, Lez told Nolan that he was training for the new season and Nolan says how he got a new motorbike as they other one broke and they then both stare at the camera asking if the viewer has been training for the new season and Lez explains that he's cleansed the town since Norton died and they Nolan and Lez say good riddance; Nolan then leaves before giving his Paper and a bag of Cannabis from Donny called Jehovah's Witness which unlike the denomination, the drug will actually let you witness Jehovah. Lez prepares a blunt and a mug of Coffee but is suddenly jumped by a Choomah, who Lez strangles with a garden hose. Lez tells Quinton to get inside the basement and to not touch Glenworld as Lez is going to Lantana Bush to get Donny's stash of guns and he jumps over the fence to see another Choomah which he stabs to death with a machete. Lez walks onto the road to see Daednu screaming unintelligbly and that he thought the Choomah invasion was over and that his foot was bitten off by a Choomah. Lez sees a Choomah behind him and moves just in time to dodge it but gets Daednu killed in the process. He sees Donny and Sassy arming up at Donny's Shop and he greets them while informing them that the Choomahs have returned. Taipan Pete says that the situation sound pretty skits and he says that you could say he's on a skits mission himself since he's been waiting for Lez. After Lez gets to the top of Mount Lemmon, he is offered a Quartz Crystal by Wayno and Lez is asked if he got everything since there's no going back and Lez says that he has. He's led into a Sasquatch hideout by Wayno called the Secret Sasquatch Society and he gathers up with Sassy, Scruffy and Nolans since he and Lez are the only two humans allowed in the Secret Sasquatch Society. They walk off to a secluded area along with Donny to use the Plac-Key which is an empty Gatorade bottle. They hold on to it and the group begin falling until they reach another dimension where time doesn't exist and they're free to mainfest things, Donny demonstrates by using a Grand Theft Auto cheat and he spawns in a fighter jet. Lez is left on his own and manages to manifest a beach and Nolan, who he has a conversation with before falling through a trap door and finding himself in space. Sassy is seen smoking a blunt while riding a Penny Farthing and he asks Lez if the drugs have started to take effect and Lez replies saying that he can feel every star and planet in the universe; confirming that the drugs have taken effect. Lez then manifests his house the other morning, where he was having a coffee and he replaces Norton's house with a beach. Sassy asks Lez if he's forgetting something and he sees Quinton banging on the window asking when Lez is going to come back and Lez begins screaming before he wakes up. Lez says that he has to go and get Quinton but before he leaves, Satan appears telling Lez that he can't go into town wearing what he has now and is clothes are changed to greyscale and he's given a balaclava along with a suppressed pistol. Taipan Pete clarifies with Lez asking if he was going to Brown Town to get Quinton and Lez confirms. Lez gets back to Brown Town and finds it teeming with police that were dispatched against the Choomahs, Lez makes it back to his house before finding Clarence and threteans to shoot him if he doesn't shut up. He makes it to the basement to find Quinton and Glenworld gone and all that remains is the head from one of the glens. He sits down and throws the head at the wall in frustration and anger; Lez describes having all his belongings stolen before going to Norton's house to inspect the place for any clues relating to the Choomahs. Instead, he finds another UFO which he uses to call King Laranox, who complains that Norton hasn't been returning his calls and asks if he's finished the job, King Laranox then suspects it's Lez and asks if it's him and Lez responds angrily saying not to ever call him Lezly again. He asks what Lez has done with Norton and Lez sarcastically responds by asking King Laranox to check the pacific ocean as Norton's body was dumped there. King Laranox tells Lez that it won't make the slightest difference if Norton is alive or not and he hangs up. Lez then jumps out of the ground with a gauntlet he found and uses it to kill two police officers aiming at him before he escapes in the UFO and calls Donny. Donny picks up and asks Lez what he's been up to and Lez responds saying that he stole the UFO in Norton's basement and asks what Donny and the group have been up to. Sassy explains how he saw Donny bolting down the mountainside, was left alone and manged to find a Marsupial Lion which had gone extinct 30,000 years ago.
Choomah Island III: Denouement[]
A Choomah is seen banging its head against the window in an attempt to break it and Lez, fed up with the Choomahs; uses the gauntlet to kill it but also sends the UFO crashing into a lake. Lez stops by a railroad to look at some flowers and sees a desert near by and begins to approach it, leading Lez to Taipan Pete. As Lez is leaving soon, he asks Taipan Pete who he is and he asks Lez why it's so cold in the desert and Lez responds saying that it could just be a cold day, despite it being in the middle of summer. Lez becomes frustrated and questions Taipan Pete, who tells Lez to remember the white bell flowers and Lez recognises them, since he ate them as bush tucker and he's already made it to the desert by only eating plants. Taipan Pete says that Lez isn't in the desert and that he's only walked 100 meters from the flowers and Lez is shown completely naked, talking to and yelling at himself before seeing a bright ligh and waking up on a train with Nolan and the rest of the group. Lez asks what happened and Sassy explains that they found Lez hunched over and completely naked, so they dressed him up and put him on the train going to North Queensland. Donny asks Lez if he remebers the last thing he ate and Lez says that he remembers eating a few cicadas and some flowers, Sassy laughs at Lez and asks what he was doing eating the flowers, as they're extremely potent drugs and Lez laughs it off saying that he doesn't know. The group begin recounting events from Choomah Island II before Lez grabs a ukelele and sings a song .
Sassy then uses the guitar and plays it like an electric guitar despite it being wooden and not electric, when the train stops, Warning Guy is seen waiting for them at the docks and they take the boat to Choomah Island. While on the boat, Nolan question Lez on the gauntlet he got and Lez explains that it's called a Forey or a Kingdom Comeshot but it then powers off during a demonstration, causing Lez to take it off and vow to fight King Laranox with his bare hands. Lez discusses with Warning Guy his plan to get on the island by attatching a parachute to the end of the ship and the plan works with Lez landing safely on the island while Nolan, Sassy and Donny are surfing at the coast and Wayno is detailing the use of the nuke to the train driver. Lez is seen rampaging through the island trying to find King Laranox's whereabouts and Nolan goes to find and help Lez, while Sassy and Donny smoke a cigarette that makes them hallucinate geometric patterns and John Lennon. Lez discovers Quinton tied to a pole and begins running towards him but is then beamed up by a UFO after Quinton warns him that it's a trap. Lez wakes up in a dark room and King Laranox appears telling Lez that he has front row seats to his own death, he angrily questions King Laranox on where Glenworld is and he laughs while telling Lez that they're just toys and he taunts Lez by flicking the head off one of the Glen dolls. Glen in real life appears and Lez tells Glen that he's a huge fan of his work and how he's been collecting the Glen dolls since he was six, Glen thanks him for his dedecation before revealing that the Glendale profits actually went towards Choomah Island's ascension feature and he asks Lez why the Glen dolls were always so expensive, Choomah Island begins to ascend and Glen farewells Lez before double crossing King Laranox by ejecting the both of them out of the UFO.
Lez is woken up by Taipan Pete who informs Lez to go and kill King Laranox and that if he wants a bright future for Quinton Lez will have to die too. Lez asks if he has to die and Taipan Pete says that we all die someday, Lez asks how he dies, which Taipan Pete says he dies heroically and he can blow up the island aswell if he wants. It's implied that if Lez were to become King, he would raise hell on Earth and so he has to die to ensure the safety of everyone on Earth and on other distant planets. Before Taipan Pete walks off, Lez asks him one question , "Who are you really?" and Taipan Pete says that he and Lez used to know each other but he grew up and Taipan Pete fades off into the distance.
Lez's corpse is seen and King Laranox peers over it while laughing about how Lez couldn't survive the fall. Suddenly, Lez goes Super Saiyan and becomes all powerful before asking King Laranox to 1v1. Lez wipes the floor with King Laranox and in the middle of the fight, Sassy and Donny are seen approaching a door that will supposedly get them out of their high-dream world and they discover that the door is actually painted on the background and Sassy laughs it off. Lez continues fighting King Laranox and Nolan comes in and saves Quintin from a Choomah, Lez tells the both of them that they need to f*ck off and leave the island as it's going to explode; Nolan gives Warning Guy a call and Ellis says that he's currently pre-occupied with the Kraken and unable to get them a ride.
King Laranox warns Lez that there's no where to run or hide and that he's a dead man walking, Lez picks up the remote from his pocket and says that technology is so amazing these days because everything is at the click of a button. Scruffy and Wayno watch from the shore as Choomah Island ascends further into the sky, Scruffy asks Wayno if that's a helicopter or a UFO and the Nuke launches behind them causing Scruffy to remember that the floating disc is Choomah Island. Lez and King Laranox have a final fight which ends with King Laranox being impaled on a jagged tree stump and Lez stabs King Laranox with the sharp end of the crown multiple times. Lez then gets shot 6 times in the chest by a dying King Laranox and Lez says to King Laranox "Good shot c*nt", before he collapses on a rock. Nolan and Quinton jump off the island before the nuke hits and Lez is seen admiring the view and rummaging around his pockets to find the joint he was given by Sassy, he smokes it for one last time before the Nuke hits Choomah Island, killing both Lez and King Laranox. Nolan and Quinton land in the water as they watch the island explode and Nolan tells Quinton to never forget that Lez was a hero before they're both picked up by Kizza, one of the Sasquatches from the secret society, who planned on going to Choomah Island before it began ascending.
Sassy and Donny are still high when the door opens and they go through it and they end up as rough sketches on Microsoft Paint, Donny complains to Sassy about the situation and Sassy takes a smoke of a joint he has which causes Donny to question how he still even has one on him and Sassy just tells Donny to smoke it and he'll be fine. Sassy smokes it and everything becomes realer and realer until Sassy ends up in the real world. He walks up to the road and hitchhikes to Brown Town, where he then goes to Lez's house to find a note that contains a blunt that will help Sassy become found. He wakes up back on the beach in Brown Town to find Donny face down in the water, Sassy gets Donny back on his feet and they go see Nolan who says that they've been gone for 13 months and that Lez has passed away. Sassy and Donny are shocked and Donny asks Nolan if he's heard from Warning Guy yet which he hasn't; Donny asks if Clarence is dead and he appears saying that he's perfectly fine and Donny then berates Clarence for ruining the whole episode. Donny then asks Clarence why he thinks there aren't any girls in the show and he says it's because they're running away from Clarence. Clarence then angrily yells at Donny "You know what Donny? Shut the f*ck up, giving me sh*t all the f**king time, I'm just trying to be f*cking nice to you c*nt, just trying to be your f**king friend". Donny asks Clarence to repeat what he said and Clarence apologises saying that it came out wrong, to which Donny responds saying that Clarence truly earned his respect today before a Choomah rises out of the water to greet Clarence and apologise for overstaying their welcome. Nolan in turn apologises for killing the other Choomahs and the Choomah accepts Nolan's apology, the Choomah goes onto say how he'll miss Earth and Clarence says that he hopes they find a planet just like Earth and the Choomahs say a final farewell to Clarence and everyone else as they majestically leap like Dolphins and begin flying into the atmosphere. Nolan reminds Sassy of the note on his foot and he gives it to Quinton to read, as he was closest to Lez. The note reads as follows:
"Dear the boys, if youse are reading this, I'm dead as f*ck, but don't worry as my spirit lives on; it's f**king sick. I want you boys to know that youse have beens the best mates I could ever ask for and thanks for sticking by me on my f**king skits adventures. I've had some good times and we've had f**king skits times as well. That's all part of the fun and I hope you boys continue having fun and know that I'm always with you, I love you c*nts and Quinton, if you're reading this, you've been a good boy and I'm very proud of you mate, No I'm not your f**king father but I hope one day you do find your real dad. As for the house, it's yours; same with Norton's as well, I reccomend you f**king rent it out and get some f**king cash and don't worry mate, you're never alone, you've got the absolute sickest c*nts to watch your back and f**king hang out with you whenever you want. The Boys. P.S. If Clarence is present in the reading of this letter, f*ck you c*nt. Farewell to all you f**king sick c*nts.
Signed, Big F*cking Lez"
The group pay their respects to Lez before they all paddle out to sea to go surfing. Quinton visualises Lez surfing among the group and he gestures a farewell to Quinton before bombing into the waves. Quinton grabs his boogie board and paddles out to the rest of the group as The Big Lez Show concludes its final season.
Mike Nolan's Long Weekend[]
Mike Nolan is filming another Documentary and it starts off with him detaling the fact that nothing much has changed as he's still going to work and cashing in his pay. Nolan is asked if he's gone on any skits missions lately and he says that the last skits mission was 1.5 years ago and since then he hasn't gone on any lately as Lez died during that mission. Donny and Sassy are on the road kicking the footy around when Donny kicks it over onto the beach and he asks Nolan to go get it, which he refuses to do as there isn't a rule saying that you have to kick back someones football if it gets kicked over. Sassy backs up Donny on the rule so Nolan can kick it back to them and he ends up booting the football all the way to the other side of the street and Donny has to go get the ball now because of the rule. Nolan says that he's currently taking a break from skits adventures and is taking it easy as he plans on building a skateboard ramp for everyone to use. Donny gets the ball back and says to Sassy and Nolan that he plans on kicking it into the sea and mimics a football whistle before he kicks the ball but accidentally hits Clarence in the face as he was doing the mail. Donny request to have his kick re-done but Sassy passes the ball to Nolan since no matter what you can't redo your kick. Nolan then kicks the ball into a haystack and Donny complains before heading over to retrieve the ball. The next morning, Nolan meets up with Crazy Steve, who he complains always arrives late and this time is no exception; Nolan complains to Steve that he's arrived 56 minutes late and Steve reminds him that he runs off Queensland time which Nolan rebutts saying that he could just run off New South Wales time as Nolan and Crazy Steve live right along the border between the two states.
After Bridge diving, they get in a boat and pull over when Steve explains to Nolan how he caught a Great White Shark in the mangroves, Steve asks Nolan about the Documentary he's filming and asks him if he's still going to be with Comedy Central and Nolan explains that it's just a one off since he was only with them for The Mike Nolan Show years prior. The two then jump off another bridge before they call it a day and the both head home. Nolan and the film crew meet up at the Brown Town Pub and they ask Nolan why he still wears a hi-vis shirt while he isn't at work and he responds sayig that it's to avoid dramas. Nolan elaborates by saying if he wore a button up shirt from 10 AM, it will piss people off as it looks like he isn't working and so he wears his hi-vis everywhere so even at 10 AM he could walk in the pub and get a drink without any drama and he also says that people don't know him without it. Later that night, he introduces the film crew to Crazy Steve and they two of them sit down and have a laugh over the fact that Steve sounds similar to the bartender. The two then go outside and have a smoke while watching the stars and they both catch a glimpse of a flashing bright light; in the morning, Nolan finishes constructing the Quarter-Pipe ramp and he gets Sassy to test it out and see if it holds up which it luckily does. They catch the attention of Donny and they all begin dropping in from the roof to do a Quarter-Pipe. Sassy is dared by Donny and Nolan to smoke from Donny's bong before using the skateboard and after he does, Sassy smashes the bong on the ground to the annoyance of Donny and Nolan since there's now glass over Nolan's driveway and Donny's bong is shattered but Sassy somehow fixes it and says his catchphrase "Whadiyatalkinabeet?" much to the delight of Donny and Nolan.
Nolan's having a big barbeque and invites everyone over; He, Sassy and Donny are once again kicking the footy around when Donny kicks the ball so hard it flies over Sassy and Nolan but is caught by Sassy who somehow bi-located. An older Quinton is seen on the Quarter-Pipe ramp and Clarence and Crazy Steve are prepraring the barbeque before they all join in on trying out the skateboard. Sassy comes out with his food cart but is stopped by Donny as it will concern everyone before the landlord Nigel Simmons comes to check out the plot of land where the new pub is going to be and since Quinton owns both Lez and Norton's houses, he's asked by Nigel how much he wants for the two houses and Nolan whispers "7 Mil" into Quintons ear before Nigel tells Quinton to have a think about it. The flashing lights come back for a brief moment before Nigel leaves and Nolan heads around the back of his house to have a conversation. He asks what's going on and he says how he's ready to wrap up the Long Weekend and details on how everyone's good, as Quinton's going to school and learning how to skate, Scruffy's going to University and Wayno's doing something he exaclty doesn't know. Nolan also says he hasn't heard from Warning Guy but has hope he's still out there and Owly is off with his pack and the rest of the people are doing the same old thing and enjoying each other's company, Nolan puts out his cigarette and attempts to hold back tears and says he can imagine the smile on his face before saying to rest easy big guy. Nolan was talking to a bronze statue of Lez which reads: "Big Lez 1599-2019, The Skitsest C*nt That Ever F*cken Lived". An ending card commerating the life of Lezly Mackerel is shown before a more light hearted post-credits scene shows Sassy tricking Donny into eating from his food cart.
Quotes[]
- Whadiyatalkinbeet? - Sassy the Sasquatch
- I smell Marijuana! - Big Lez
- Holy F*ck! - Quiton Mackerel
- You've just been saved by the legend, the myth, the fucking Dead-eye Donny the Dealer! - Donny the Dealer
- You can't touch me Lez I have a restraining order against yoy - Norton Sparkles
- We used to know each other, but I grew up - Taipan Pete
- I'm crazy I'm f*cking crazy! - Owly
- Save your breath you feathered f*ck - Policeman of Brown Town
Trivia[]
- Lez was 420 years old when he died.
- Season 4 is regarded by fans to be the best season of The Big Lez Show
- Taipan Pete's real identity is currently unknown as of September 2020 and is theorised to be a grown up Quinton.
- Nolan doesn't exhale when he smokes a cigarette and compares exhaling while smoking to drinking a soft drink and then spitting it out.
- There has been a big demand for a 5 part anthology series detailing the backstory of Sassy and Donny.
- Fans of The Big Lez Show in the UK got to see Choomah Island III in cinemas.
- Jarrad Wright based most of the characters off of people he met in real life.
- Jarrad also voices a majority of the characters and does all the animating as well.
- In Season 1, Quinton is shown hiding from a crab looking scared while Choomah Island III, Quinton is shown casually stepping over a crab when running out to sea; indicating character development
- The only time Nolan ever exhaled when smoking was in Season 1 when he was smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds, when questioned about this in Mike Nolan's Long Weekend; Nolan says that he exhaled that time because of the poor cigarette quality and only ever smokes Winnie Blues.