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SsethTzeentach
YouTuber Information
Profile	SsethTzeentach
Style	Game Reviews, Comedy
Date joined	October 10, 2007
Twitter / X	@SsethTzeentach
Facebook	Sseth
Other media	Website Patreon SubscribeStar PayPal Dailymotion BitChute DLive Subreddit
Videos	70+
Schedule	Unscheduled
Status	Semi-Active
Associates	Mandalore Gaming
Username	SsethTzeentach
Personal information
Nationality	Danish
Location	Denmark
Channel trailer
Morrowind Review - A Moon-Sugar Fortified Experience™
Most viewed video
Space Station 13 Review - AHELP- Clown Grief Pls Ban He™
First video
Soraka Pro Frags - MLG - No-Scope - Carry Hard

“	Hey Hey People. Sseth here.	”
―Sseth's usual Intro.

SsethTzeentach /sɛθ.ziːn.tæk/ is a Danish-German YouTuber who has been active since late 2007. He makes comedic reviews of video games

Content

Sseth started his career with posting League of Legends videos, however he deviated from this niche by making his iconic Might and Magic VI review in 2014. Meme-laden and humorously edited reviews of games has since become his main videos on his channel, although many of said games that he reviews are enjoyed by him to the point that he is willing to passionately recommend them to his viewers and goes as far as to give installation advice and his personal game keys. In his early 2019 review of Dwarf Fortress, he declared that he had left his medical job so that he could work full time on his YouTube channel.

The humor in his videos has frequently been described as something originating from 4Chan, having made jokes and satirical potshots against most of the controversial groups of people in the world. He has called himself a Manchild on several occasions and many of his videos have crossed the line at least twice. Indeed, many of his early videos are crammed with so many cropped and edited NSFW images, freeze frames, and memes straight from /v/ that it's not unexpected for multiple viewings to be needed in order to spot all of the jokes and references.

Some of his reviews such as Kenshi, Space Station 13, and Starsector have brought large amounts of new players flocking towards their forums and games, and has gotten to the point where some of the developers have explicitly acknowledged him.

Personal life

Sseth grew up in Germany and is a German Ashkenazi Jew, though he currently lives in Denmark. His ancestors used to live in Tsarist Russia until they were deported.

Sseth has ADHD, and was addicted to Ritalin before giving it up.

He has an MSc (Master of Science) degree in Immunology and has published in a scientific journal.

Quotes

• "A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant’s Guild.”
• "Infanticide isn't something I support, it's something I recommend."
• "First, they came for the furry inflationists. And I did not speak out. For I was not a furry inflationist. And then they came for me. And there was no one left to speak out."
• "Borrow money from the Jews, consider paying them back, keep it instead by expelling the Jews from your country. Don't feel bad about it, we've been expelled so often, you really won't hurt our feelings if you do it again."
• "It's been subtle, but none of my homies turn their backsides to me anymore -- in fear."
• "You can take a massive hit to your public approval by re-educating and re-integrating the native population. Into the fucking soil."
• "Between death and inconvenience, I choose oblivion."
• "I wanna goo on a Jew."
• "I wanna the deface the face of some ladies with my jizz in God Hand. I will masturbate my wiener with my God Hand."
• "T pose away from danger"
• "I am going to use cheat engine to give myself free monkey money."
• "I wish they made a mod for Gothic II where you can stroke your dick on the Germans faces. I want to jizz on the farmer's wife and cut her hands off so she can't rub it off of her face."
• "One of the classes in Deep Rock Galactic is digger. Oh wait I can't say that word. One of the classes in Deep Rock Galactic is digga."
• "New Jew, goo goo. Kid Jew, nuu goo. Teen Jew, goo goo in a different way from New Jew. Middle-aged Jew, goo goo in the same way as Teen Jew. Old Jew, nuu goo because he is erectile dysfunction."
• "Not every boob shape and areola shape is possible to masturbate to. Seriously. I tried. This just shows how humanity is a failed species in some regards."
• "Shut yo bitch ass up, damn dog Mr. Balakrishnan. Like holy shit dog you make me want to holler. Mr. Balakrishnan is my 8th year of school teacher who was a non-gamer and bragged about it."
• "Mr. Klatt. Why do you hate Wild Kratts? Is it because it rhymes with your last name?!"
• "Mrs. Brunaeu, why do you touch your pants when you look at my face? And shut up about DIsney. Play some PC games, they're more fun than Disney's films, well maybe the ones from the 1930s aren't bad."
• "Orangutans don't feel pain. So they won't be hurt when we all get our body parts mutilated by aliens who want to fit our wieners in their eyeballs which is their only hole in their body because they are more advanced than us and don't have holes to get something stuck inside of."
• "Mrs. Vega was an emotionless teacher I had and she said she went to sleep at 8 PM."
• "Oops, why am I talking about Wild Kratts? That show is antisemitic for many reasons. First of all, one of the Kratt brothers looks like a Jew and the other one doesn't. Like why are two brothers looking different? The other reason its antisemitic, because the Jewish brother would rather turn himself into an animal with a creature power instead of y'know, being a human Jew?! Well I guess the other brother also wants to rather be an animal. WELL DAMN! So maybe the show isn't antisemitic? DAMN! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO HOLLER!"
• "The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton is a book about being a non-gamer. If you read this book, you will see what it's like to be a non-gamer. What a horrible life."
• "The cause of death was ruled to be asphyxiation by legal tender."
• "Or, You can get a special snowflake. Who, due to their pampered childhood and traumatic adulthood... Can do no useful work, and sexually identifies as limestone. I recommend stripping these people nude, handing them some dog food, and sending them out to the wilderness. Don't worry... They'll be fine. Oh sh*t! She got captured by pirates."
• "Think of a woman as a bowling ball, because just like a bowling ball, a woman has... correct. She's got three of them. Think of a man as a delivery man, what does he deliver? Sausage."

Trivia

Kongolo Nadiane, the persona of Sseth in his videos.

• His persona in his videos is that of Kongolo Nadiane, a lieutenant in the Armed Forces of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
• He is mentioned, against his will, in the Polcompball Wiki article for Jewish-Nazism.
• Usually when playing games, Sseth tries to harm/kill children, if it's possible.
• He likes traps and owns body pillows of Astolfo, Hideri Kanzaki and Felix Argyle.